From Beijing's perspective, the whole country is grassroots;
From Shanghai's perspective, the whole country is countryside;
From Guangdong's perspective, the whole country is poor;
From Henan's perspective, the whole country lacks brains;
From Shandong's perspective, the whole country is not righteous;
From Jiangsu's perspective, the whole country is underdeveloped;
From Zhejiang's perspective, the whole country is undeveloped;
From Sichuan's perspective, the whole country lacks women;
From Shaanxi's perspective, the whole country is uncultured;
From Xinjiang's perspective, the whole country is too crowded;
From Tibet's perspective, the whole country has no faith;
From Shanxi's perspective, the whole country is too elegant;
From Liaoning's perspective, the whole country has no courage;
From Yunnan's perspective, the whole country is too monotonous;
From Ningxia's perspective, the whole country is too busy;
From Inner Mongolia's perspective, the whole country lacks milk;
From Hebei's perspective, the whole country should be demolished;
From Hainan's perspective, the whole country is too cold;
From Qinghai's perspective, the whole country cannot handle alcohol;
What's going on this year?
Planes want to swim now,
Buildings also want to lie down and sleep...
Bridges also want to take a shower,
Trains also want to kiss,
The Earth's crust also wants to turn over,
Pigs also want to catch a cold with people,
Buses are all on fire,
Jackson wants to go to heaven to hold a concert,
God doesn't want to watch the broadcast anymore,
Drive? Fuel prices went up;
Walk? 70 km/h;
Take the bus? It's on fire;
Take the subway? Rear-ended;
Take the train? Derailed;
Take the plane? Crashed into the sea;
Might as well stay at home, the building still fell straight down.
