The farthest sentence in the world
The furthest distance in the world is, you go to buy an iPhone 4, and I go to buy four bags of apples.
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Pubic hair. The farthest thing in the world is me previewing before the exam while others are reviewing…
Nonsense! The furthest distance should be when you finally manage to get with one girl, but then another girl comes and messes it up!
Searched for a long time! <"I'm standing right next to you, but you don't know I love you!" "Hiding in the shadows, watching my girlfriend being wooed away by a strong man, but I don't have the courage to show myself!" "Watching her sit in a rich second-generation kid's BMW, crushing the bicycle we once thought was romantic, while I can only silently wish her happiness!" "Watching my girlfriend with another man, and I can only regret it at the door!" "Watching my girlfriend get abandoned by a rich kid, and I don't dare go over to comfort her!" Twenty meters, in front of me, feels like an abyss; just one step forward would surely mean death. >
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