We must not let the United States know about the rice cake incident.
We absolutely must not let the United States know about the qiegao incident, otherwise the next morning we might wake up to find several US aircraft carriers transporting qiegao across the Pacific along with those millions of billions in debt. At that time, the whole country could only eat qiegao for the Spring Festival. But then again, having it is better than having nothing, right?
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A boy is a very thoughtful person. Every time he sees a girl post on Weibo about joining a giveaway or expressing liking for something, he quietly buys it and gives it to her. Yesterday, the girl shared a compilation of jokes about rice cakes, and from then on, the boy disappeared...
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