Today is my birthday
Around 11 PM on October 23, 1996, according to the lunar calendar, I was born in a certain hospital (→_→ I won't tell you that I didn't cry when I was born, →_→ I definitely won't tell you that I only weighed 3 jin at birth)
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Who still uses the lunar calendar to calculate birthdays nowadays? Everyone uses the Gregorian calendar now.
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. Aphrodisiac Performed by Andy Lau. Once young, I loved masturbating and only wanted to have a threesome. I tasted frankincense and fluids several times in one night, never feeling tired. Suddenly looking back, my penis was already soft, my head hung down between my thighs. Only then did I realize that desire burning the body hurts the most, and the most painful thing is erectile dysfunction. If you hadn't had erectile dysfunction, you wouldn't understand my sorrow. When she came down there, don't ask who she was—just let me fuck this sister. Ah, give me a cup of aphrodisiac water, and I'll stay impotent all night. All the loli shao-fu, let her ju-ru beautiful legs, ejaculate several times in one night. Give me a cup of aphrodisiac water, and I'll never feel inferior. Even if I have sex with multiple sex and double flying, even if I blow with my mouth pinched, you won't see me droop
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