→_→ From the title, you should already know who this OP is…
(1) Expert Appraisal of Treasures\ Take a look at this collector friend's collection: First, the patina has a rich color, and after enduring the seasons, it remains in excellent condition, which is truly not easy. Also, beneath this patina, there is dense nougat and caramel, with peanuts distributed in an orderly manner, dramatically enhancing the taste of the piece. Looking at the overall composition, the combination of peanut milk and chocolate is both bold and clever. It can be said that if this collector friend were not expired, it would definitely make it to this issue of the Treasure Show!\(2) Absolutely Do Not Touch\When he was a child, Ye Woman Ma Woman Ma took him to a tailor shop and saw an electric iron on the table. She told Ye that this must not be touched. So, Ye went up and licked it.\(3) The world will be dark for three days when the apocalypse comes, but experts have debunked it \ "Dear, it's said that the world will be dark for three days when the apocalypse comes, but experts have debunked it. It seems to be true. Should we buy some candles?" "We already bought them long ago, two boxes, and even got whips… Don't worry, you won't be idle these three days."\(4) The rice cake is really popular now \ Yuan Fang: "The rice cake is really popular now, hahaha." Du Fu: "Hehe, it's much worse than in my days." Xue Yi: "So proud. I even released an album!" Er Kang: "I discussed with Nurse Rong yesterday, we'll do a lake-style dance together, it will definitely be very popular." Lord Bao: "…Ah, it feels really good that someone remembers me." "………" "………" "…Hey hey, everyone don't cry…"\(5) Two Points Can Be Inferred from Chinese Rice Cake Two points can be inferred from Chinese rice cake: First, people are wealthy; only the Chinese can casually stroll on the streets pushing items worth hundreds of thousands every day. Second, public security is good; such expensive items are pushed openly on the streets every day and have never been robbed. In short, China is happy, first of all, happy.
