(Survey) How did your mom say you were born when you were little?
Yesterday, while chatting in the group, I suddenly remembered what my mom told me when I was little. Version 1: My mom said I was born next to a trash can, that she picked me up from there, and also said that when I was little, I ran so much that I ran away my little penis, so now I'm a woman. Version 2: My mom said I was dug out from the mountain. (Even more like Sun Wukong than Sun Wukong?) Version 3: My mom said she picked me up from beside the river. (The key is that in that area, there wasn't a single river for miles around.) Version 4: My mom said I was dug out from a pile of coal. (Could it be that I'm darker?) PS: It turns out that all over the country, no matter north or south, moms really do go to great lengths not to admit that they gave birth to us, haha. Thinking about it now, it's funny. I wonder if you guys' moms have ever said these things?
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