If none of these pretentious QQ signatures suit you, there's only one possibility?…
You are tall, rich, and handsome!!! 1. If you are well, then it is a sunny day. Damn it, I get annoyed every time I see you; if you are not well, I'll beat you to death! 2. XX astonished time, XX made the years gentle. Tall, rich, and handsome blackened your wood ear, turned your grapes purple [and there's another line? It softened my banana]. 3. And that line? I have tattoos, smoke, drink, curse, but I know I am a good girl… Then tell me, what exactly is a bad girl? 4. Those who understand me don't need explanations. Those who don't understand me, why explain? I understand you, MLGB! 5. XX's XX is an angel with broken wings from a past life… Are you Orleans chicken wings? Dear?! 6. ? I think you really aren't a qualified friend; you should change a career and become my wife instead! (If unsuitable as a friend, suitable as a spouse? wqnmlgb) 7. Among thousands and millions, I met you; across millions of years, I met you. Neither earlier nor later, just caught up like this, only to gently ask: 'Hey~! Pig head! Can you be my girlfriend? (If you like pigs, go to the pig farm, why come find me! Isn't that disgusting?)' 8. Sorry, I am an artist, staring at beautiful women is my job. Did anyone get hit by this?
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Never heard, never seen, never said, never done
I didn't hit any, but this nickname of mine is the best personal signature.
So clichéd, how did I get shot?
Just passing by without signing........
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