Spamming. Legend
1. I was just idly browsing the internet. 2. I heard that chatting in forums is a lot of fun, so I happily went to join in. 3. When I went in, wow, so many beautiful girls! 4. First, I registered a name — Tiger. 5. Haha, now I can also chat in the forum. 6. I just posted a few threads. 7. Someone calling himself Ban Zhu came over. 8. He spoke to me very harshly. 9. Then a few others took turns beating me up badly. 10. I offered the money in my pocket. 11. And a girl pleaded for me. 12. Only then was I not beaten to death. 13. I was so touched that I shed tears. 14. I swore eternal loyalty to repay her kindness. 15. But she told me she already had someone she liked. 16. I was extremely depressed. 17. I went to jump off a cliff to commit suicide. 18. I didn't die from the fall. 19. I even found a book. 20. I was grinning from ear to ear. 21. From then on, I also started chatting in the forum. 22. I even got a chatting permit. 23. Although I started as a baby. 24. But I heard: chatting is everywhere! 25. So I chat while at work. 26. I chat on the way to and from work. 27. I chat when I get home. 28. I chat while sleeping. 29. I even chat in the bathroom. 30. Finally, I mastered excellent chatting skills! Attention, all the lurkers: According to the latest weather forecast from 7723, today the typhoon 'Kabigon' will hit the forum. All lurkers, please surface quickly to avoid unnecessary losses. (Resolutely fight piracy. Always despise those who don't reply.) 7723 Meteorological Bureau, December 11, 2012.
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