Ten disgusting jokes, let's see if you throw up?

1. When I was young, I didn't eat properly. An old farmer, in order to teach me a lesson, said to me: The sixties were hard, there was no food, and even the boogers we picked were never thrown away.

2. The eldest and second brother were on a plane. The second brother got airsick and kept vomiting. One bag was full, so the eldest brother had to go get another bag. When he returned, he found the entire plane was vomiting continuously. The eldest brother asked why, and the second brother replied: 'I saw that this bag was full, so I had to drink another half bag, and as a result, everyone vomited.'

3. Someone went to visit his grandmother with a friend. While he was talking to his grandmother, his friend began eating peanuts on the coffee table and ate them all. When they were leaving, his friend said to the grandmother, 'Thank you for the peanuts.' The grandmother replied, 'Oh! Well! Sigh! Since I lost all my teeth, I can only suck off the outer chocolate coating. Being old, cough…'

4. A wealthy man was hiring servants. The interview question was to go to the bathroom. The first few who went didn't wash their hands afterward, so the wealthy man sent them away. Only one washed his hands, so the wealthy man kept him. But one day, the wealthy man discovered he hadn't washed his hands after using the bathroom. The wealthy man asked why. The servant replied: 'Today I brought toilet paper…'

5. One day, the hotel owner was patrolling the lobby. A beggar came up and said, 'Boss, can I have a toothpick?' The owner gave him one and sent him away. Shortly after, another beggar came, also asking for a toothpick. The owner wondered why beggars were asking for toothpicks instead of food, and gave him one as well. Not long after, a third beggar came. The owner asked, 'Are you here for a toothpick too?' The beggar said, 'Someone vomited, but I came too late. The first two beggars have eaten everything edible, only the soup is left. Can you give me a straw?'

6. The eldest and second brother went to the theater to watch a play. Partway through, they argued about the plot and made a bet. The eldest brother pointed to a row of spittoons in front and said, 'The loser has to drink a sip from one of these.' Unfortunately, the eldest brother lost, so he frowned and took a sip. They continued betting on the plot; this time, the second brother lost. The second brother picked up a spittoon and drank fifteen big gulps. The eldest brother was shocked and utterly impressed, saying to the second brother, 'You are amazing, drinking fifteen big gulps in a row!'"The second child shook his head. 'It's not that I want to drink it, but the phlegm in that chamber pot is too thick. I really can't bite through it!'

7. A man saw a store having a big sale, so he went in. 'What are you buying?' 'I want to buy dog food.' 'We have a rule—you must prove that you have a dog.' 'Where is this rule?' 'That's the rule for discounted items.' The man argued with the clerk for quite a while, but the clerk still refused to sell it to him. Left with no choice, the man had to go home, bring his dog, and only then was he able to buy the dog food.

A few days later, the man went to the same store to buy cat food. 'Give me two boxes of cat food.' 'We have a rule—you must prove that you have a cat.' It was the same clerk, and the man argued again for quite a while. In the end, he had to go home, bring his cat, and only then could he buy the cat food.

A few days later, the man came to the store with a cardboard box with a hole poked in it and found that same clerk. 'What are you buying?' 'Put your hand in and you'll know.' The clerk put her hand in: 'What is it—sticky?' 'I want to buy two rolls of toilet paper.'

8. Someone loved the dish "Spicy Vermicelli Hot Pot". One time, he went to a restaurant and ordered that dish again. But the waiter told him that it was sold out. 'Really sold out?' he asked, disappointed. 'Sir, it really is sold out. Look, the last portion was sold to that gentleman over there,' the waiter replied. Following the waiter's gesture, he saw a very well-dressed gentleman at the neighboring table. The gentleman's meal was mostly finished, but the "Spicy Vermicelli Hot Pot" was still full.

Thinking the gentleman was wasting delicious food, he walked over, pointed at the hot pot, and politely asked, 'Sir, are you still going to eat this?' The gentleman shook his head gracefully. So the man immediately sat down, grabbed a spoon, and started devouring it. In lightning speed, he ate half, and suddenly he discovered at the bottom of the clay pot a tiny little mouse with fully grown fur. Feeling disgusted, he vomited all the vermicelli he had eaten back into the pot. While he was retching there, the gentleman looked at him with sympathy and said, 'It's disgusting, isn't it? I felt the same just now.'

9. Xiao Mei especially loved eating pig's blood cake. Every time she saw a street stall selling it, she would definitely buy some for enjoyment.One day, she saw an elderly woman in her sixties selling something on the street, so she went to buy some to eat. After eating, she found the pig's blood cake exceptionally delicious, so she wanted to pay her the highest respect. (Answering in Taiwanese) Mei: "Grandma, why is your pig's blood cake so fragrant?" Grandmother: "The ingredients are precious, only sold a few days a month." Mei: "Wow! Such precious ingredients—where did you get them?" Grandmother: "Sigh, I've used mine for decades. Now I'm old and gone. Now I can only rely on my daughter." Mei: "*&%@" 10. Medical students gather around a corpse covered with white cloth for the first time in a live anatomy class. The professor began his lecture, "As a doctor, you must possess two essential qualities. First, you must not be afraid of nausea." After speaking, the professor lifted the white cloth, inserted his finger into the corpse's anus, then pulled it out and put it in his mouth to suck. "Learn to do it," he told the students. The students all felt very disgusted and hesitated for a long time, but in the end, they had to do it one by one. When the last person finished, the professor said, "The second quality is observation. I insert my middle finger but suck my index finger. Classmates, pay attention to observation!" "Is it evil enough?"