Who knows how to play with this thing…
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[Open the door, checking the water meter!] The water meter is outside! [Open the door, SF Express!] I didn't order anything! [Open the door, pay the property management fee!] I already paid for 10 years in advance! [Open the door, repairing the gas pipeline!] I use an induction cooker! [Open the door, the state is delivering supplies to you!] I already bought 10 years' worth of instant noodles stored in the freezer! [Open the door, your house has no water!] My water is recycled! [Open the door, your house has no electricity!] I have power, I'm still playing games! [Open the door, the neighborhood committee auntie wants you to attend a meeting!] I'm not going, let them decide whatever! [Open the door, a beautiful woman is looking for you!] No need, anything without Z-cup is deleted! [Open the door, I bring you cigarettes!] I quit! [Open the door, checking the water meter!] I already said the water meter is outside! [WQNMLGBD!!!] What do you want to do? Whatever you want! [Blast team, move in!] My walls are all space aluminum alloy, with a layer of titanium alloy and Kevlar fiber inside, useless! [Urban management squad breaking in!] I chose: genuine stainless quality, Haile 304 stainless steel door, also with space aluminum alloy and titanium alloy inside, and high voltage too, dear~! [RPG breaking window!] My windows are assembled from twenty layers of nanometer bulletproof glass, go ahead and hit! [Tomb raiders, come up through the sewer!] Haha, my sewer is only chopstick-thick, if you can get in I'll worship you.
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