[Spamming] Giving you candy
The little dog said to the little cat: 'Guess how many pieces of candy I have in my pocket?' The little cat said: 'If I guess right, will you give them to me?' The little dog nodded: 'Yes, if you guess correctly, I'll give you both pieces!' The little cat swallowed and said: 'I guess five pieces!' Then, the little dog smiled and put the candy in the little cat's hand, saying: 'I still owe you three pieces.' — This is not a low-intelligence joke, but because I love you, I allowed your little greed. The cat excitedly ate the two pieces of candy with a large dose of sleeping pills and passed out. Then it was sexually assaulted by the dog. ——— The next day, the little dog brought three pieces of candy to the little cat, saying, 'Here are the three pieces I owed you from yesterday.' The little cat said, 'No, eating too much candy gives me a stomachache.'
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I'm here, and since I'm here, I have to say a few words! Just a few words! If I don't say a few words, it would be unfair to people. Since I want to say a few words, then I certainly need to speak, so I've decided to say a few words. After carefully considering that I want to say a few words, I came here to say a few words! Obviously, I happened to come in and speak a few words! After saying a few words, I feel that I shouldn't say too much. Just saying the most important few words is enough! Although it's only a few words, don't underestimate the few words I'm saying! These few important words! Can these few words change anything? A few words might change everything! Maybe the few words I'm saying won't change anything! But! Even if the few words I say can't change anything, I still have to say the few words I want to say! If I don't say the few words I want to say, then coming here without saying what I want to say would first of all be unfair to myself! In fact, if I don't say these words, it would waste the few words I said above! In the end, I still summarized it!!! I'm just casually saying a few words.
Looking at or not looking at extremely bloody death images, decapitation, autopsies, car accident scenes. (→_→ I'm perverted)
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