1. [I knew you were going to keep it for yourself] After watching Feng Xiaogang's "1942," I overheard a conversation between a couple in the parking lot. Woman: If there's nothing to eat, would you sell me? Man: Impossible. Woman: Then would you sell our child? Man: I wouldn't sell you, let alone the child. Woman: So who would you sell? Man: Nobody, alright? Woman: Hmph, I knew you were going to keep it for yourself!
2. [I'll take care of the emperor's affairs] A friend named Hu recently had a baby and became a proud father. His wife and son went to her parents' home for a few days and were about to come back. So he posted a status on QQ: 'Picking up the empress and the crown prince back to the palace on Wednesday!' A friend commented: 'Alright, Eunuch Hu, I'll leave the emperor's affairs to you.'
3. [What would Iron Man become after he dies] A classmate asked me: 'What do you think Iron Man will become after he dies?' I couldn't figure it out, and finally that fool drifted over and said: 'Rail (iron ghost)!'
4. [Oh, he should be rich] Meng Fei: 'Please let the new female guest talk about her criteria for choosing a partner.' Female guest: 'The man in my heart should be full of compassion, ambition, responsibility, and tolerance...' Meng Fei: 'Could you make it more concise?' Female guest: 'Oh, he should be rich.'
Joke!!
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You naughty cowherd, you don't take care of the cows properly, and instead you come here to brag. Your dad said that if you don't take care of the cows properly, he will sell those two cows and make you go to the construction site with him to carry bricks. If you don't want to, you can also end up like your brother picking up scraps.
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