[Rant] A classic line from Gintama

I'm not a girl; I'm a girl in a girl's shell. You damn bastards, do you know what youth needs? Love? Dreams? Young people don't need such naive things. Yes, calcium. As long as you absorb more calcium, everything will go smoothly. For example, if you drink too much strawberry milk during the day and want to use the bathroom at night, what should you do? But it's too cold outside under the covers, and you don't want to crawl out of bed. But the urge to pee grows stronger, your sphincter loses control, and you decide to go to the bathroom. Flushing to the toilet, taking it off, taking it out, ejaculating—this pleasure is what I've been living for until now. That's what I thought at that moment. But then I realized I wasn't in the bathroom, but in the covers. The warm touch in the bed, the faint warmth between my legs, kept spreading, but I couldn't stop—I couldn't stop. It wasn't anything else—it was this very question, and this is real strawberry milk. This is life! The life we carry!