A one-liner with hilarious dark humor that will make you laugh out loud

1. Why do flies rub their hands and feet when they're doing nothing? They wash their hands before meals...
2. One day, I was driving out and saw a car ahead with two bumper stickers: on the left: "Newbie, very naive!" On the right: "Killer, very ruthless!"
3. Less than a month until the Qingming Festival, a cousin from another city wrote me a letter that started like this: "Qingming Festival is coming, the day we meet is not far off."
4. Adaid went to the zoo. When he saw a sign near the leopard cage saying "Wet Paint," he exclaimed in surprise: "Oh, I thought the spots on the leopard were real!"
5. A girl working as a sales clerk in a mall got her first boyfriend. After their first kiss, she casually asked: "Do you want anything else?"
6. My phone got sat on by someone, making it hard for me to find it. I tried using someone else's phone to call mine, but couldn't get through… such a powerful butt…
7. One night I got drunk and had a strange dream: I dreamt I turned into a duck, laying egg after egg, and when I woke up, I found my bed full of poop…
8. A: Last year, Xiang Piaopiao milk tea sold over 700 million cups, enough to go around the Earth three times. This year it sold over 1 billion, but the advertisement still says it goes around the Earth three times?
B: Sneaky businessmen, the cups got smaller.
9. I remember this year's Lantern Festival, someone posted a picture: a bowl with six tangyuan, labeled: Fortune, Happiness, Success, Good Luck, Health, Joy. Unfortunately, such a good thing all went to waste.
10. The real reason Tai Shang Lao Jun couldn't refine Sun Wukong is: In ancient times, alchemy furnaces were coal stoves, reaching only about 1200°C. Sun Wukong is a stone monkey, mainly silica, with a melting point around 1600°C, so indeed he couldn't be refined!
11. Zhou Libo said on Weibo: For a film directed by Teacher Cang, the lines in the whole movie are less than 140 words…
A netizen replied: If Teacher Zhou directed Teacher Cang's film, it probably wouldn't even last 140 seconds... (End) Dare to click it!