The 33 Most Poisonous Sentences in History
[Note: For entertainment purposes only] I really want to talk to you about decency, but I can endure anything—shit, pee—but I just can't endure you. You talk about decency, are you even worthy? Gossiping incessantly, aren't you afraid your mouth will rot away? Dogs barking chaotically, what kind of skill is that? You'll only be impressive if you actually bite me. Haha, you need to learn how to say such harsh things, so you can protect yourself. 1. Let's speak our hearts out, you could run a whole brothel. 2. Do you think acting cute brings you back to childhood? 3. Are you so great? It's just that the animal protection association backs you. 4. Your teeth are like stars in the sky, bright and far apart. 5. These two lips, really, you could serve a full plate. 6. I heard you hooked up with a rich guy, treating Erlang Shen like your master. 7. You play around with multiple partners, so openly—aren't you afraid your balls will catch a chill? 8. I wish your boyfriend will always be electric. 9. Listening to you speak gives me a sudden sense of intellectual superiority. 10. I haven't heard anyone brag so refreshingly and uniquely for a long time. 11. When your mom takes you shopping, people ask: Big sister, how much did you pay for that monkey? 12. Looking at you, it seems your grandma didn't care, your uncle didn't love you. 13. Cheap people will always be cheap; even during an economic crisis, you can't become valuable. 14. If you chased me naked for two kilometers, I'd be considered a pervert even if I just turned around once! 15. If you're sick, go get treated, don't come to me, I'm not a vet. 16. Your inner face is more remarkable than your pelvis. 16. You have a face full of excitement, like you drank sugar urine. 17. Seeing you walk around all puffed up, are you afraid people won't know you're an airfield? 18. I throw a bone to a dog and it wags its tail at me, what are you in comparison? 19. Wipe off your eye gunk and see clearly who is speaking. 20. Please look properly at what it means for someone valuable to speak. 21. How dare I touch you? I'd end up bankrupt buying hand sanitizer. 22. Only come to me when you're lacking dog food? 23. Don't think you come from a prestigious family; do you think your dad is Li Gang? 24. If someone insults you, whether you care or not, you can reply: Look at you. 25. Your mom must have been on random mode when she gave birth to you. 26. Your dad must have been from Unit 731, studying viruses but ended up creating you instead. 27. Both your appearance and intelligence are very pro-Korean. 28. Don't think that because you look rare, we should value you just for rarity.29. Do you think having small breasts is actually saving fabric for the country and feel proud about it? 30. You act like a high-class lady, but right, your dad is Tianpeng. 31. Stop always bringing up your parents; you're so filial, so what are you showing off for? 32. There are some people who only realize they're being scolded when someone points at their nose while yelling. 33. Before I met you, I didn't judge people by their looks. 34. I'm new here, is there any senior brother or sister to show me some care, or any clans or something... I'm very active.
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Warm welcome. Actually, I'm just like the original poster, also a newcomer, it's just that I keep a low profile and haven't posted any 'long essays'.
Perfectly welcome you
All starting with 35 have come out, the 7723 membership is increasing more and more.
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Uh... very happy, our family has gained another strong member. Welcome to the job change~
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