Wife, Girlfriend Instructions Manual

【Product Name】Wife 【Generic Name】Wife 【Chemical Name】Married Woman 【Ingredients】Water, protein, fat, RNA, carbohydrates, and a small amount of minerals, with a faint fragrance. 【Physicochemical Properties】Acidic; can be monovalent (married), divalent (married), trivalent (married)...... up to n-valent (married). Easily soluble in sweet words and flattery; melting point lowers when in contact with diamonds, luxury cars, or mansions; insoluble in ordinary people. 【Characteristics】This product is a cola-like anisotropic tablet, with a smooth surface, coated with various cosmetics, and has strong affinity for diamonds and platinum; blushes when shy, turns green when angry, develops yellow spots and wrinkles over time, but this does not affect continued use. 【Functions and Indications】Mainly treats fear of being single, has obvious effects on heartbreak and lovesickness, can also be used for shopping, carrying children. 【Side Effects】Tracheitis, soft earlobes, visual fatigue, behavioral obstruction, etc. Severe adverse reactions may cause skin and flesh damage. 【Dosage and Administration】One tablet for life. Once a day is the most comfortable. 【Contraindications】Do not take two or more tablets publicly. 【Precautions】Use with caution in patients with renal insufficiency. 【Specifications】35 kg to N kg, excessive tablet weight does not affect use. 【Storage】Store at room temperature. Avoid being with groups of women or being alone with handsome men. Strictly prohibited to stay overnight outside. 【Packaging】Various fashion items, shoes, hats, jewelry, handbags, changed according to season. 【Validity Period】Until divorce. 【Approval Number】See marriage certificate. 【Manufacture Date】See ID card. 【Manufacturer】Father-in-law and mother-in-law