1. The end of the world isn't real, but then living really does feel fucking hopeless!\
2. My naughty kid asked why I'm not afraid of the end of the world… because there's Easter after the end of the world…\
3. I bet... on December 21, besides hotels shaking violently, there won't be any disaster anywhere else.\
4. I feel like my spring is coming, because more than one girl has told me, 'If you want me to marry you, wait for the end of the world!'\
5. I just called my mom, and I said: 'Mom, if the end of the world really comes, I won't study English, the day before the exam is the end of the world.'\
Then my mom said: 'That won't do, even in another world you need to be a knowledgeable person!'
