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After entering the village, the main member of the Zhi tower found that all the men and women in the village hid in the cellar. Counting the number of people, the second floor cried out: Oh no! The grandmother in her 70s is still outside! The tower owner surely won't let her go. At this, everyone quietly shed tears; the tower owner has already entered the village, it's too late to save her.
At this time, the third floor suddenly slapped his thigh and said: It's over! Our old sow, which we've raised for over ten years, is still in the pigpen!
The second floor asked: Are you talking about the fourth floor? The third floor nodded, then burst into tears: They thought of my fourth floor as a pig, but I truly treated it like my wife! I can't let the tower owner cuckold me!
Everyone comforted him: With the old grandmother there, your pig will be fine.
Only then did the third floor calm down.
At this time, one could hear voices outside—it turned out the tower owner was outside shouting: Ha ha ha! It's useless! I already smell the scent of a woman! Not long after, a sound of pigs came from outside.A shout, the original poster shouted once, and the pig squealed for a while, only calming down after an hour. By then, the third floor was already full of tears—there's no need to mention how heartbroken it was. Everyone thought the original poster would leave after it was over, but no. The old lady shouted outside: 'You wretch, I've been waiting with my pants off for an hour, and you won't let me wait in vain!' Shortly after, the moaning of the original poster could be heard. The old lady laughed, and the original poster cried for a while, only calming down after two hours. The old lady scolded: 'Useless thing, my 'fifth floor' is not famous for nothing, I was once called 'breaking a whole street' twenty years ago, now I'm old, consider yourself lucky!' After hearing this, everyone came out to kneel and give thanks! ====3==== When I have money, I'll build two private villas: one for living, one for raising pigs. When I have money, I'll buy all the branded cosmetics and not use them until they expire, meanwhile I'll still use Dabao (a popular skin product). When I have money, I'll go out to the streets to hit people for fun, give 100 for a slap, humph, let's see who dares not get hit, I'll smash him with money. When I have money, I'll go to the Mobile Tower every day to buy Unicom cards! When I have money, I'll buy 500 motorcycles, hire 500 drivers, and when I go out, they'll follow behind me. Sometimes forming a 'cow' line, sometimes a 'B' line. When I have money, I'll hire two maids, one to serve me, one for me to serve. When I have money, I'll build two toilets, want to use the men's? Use the men's, want to use the women's? Use the women's. When I have money, I'll hire hundreds of people, and when bored, split them into two groups, one to deposit money for me, one to withdraw money for me, making the bank serve only me, making it hard not to wait in line. When I have money, I'll buy two of the same underwear, wear one inside and another outside like Superman. When I have money, I'll buy two BMWs, one in the front to clear the way, one in the back for protection, and I'll ride a bicycle in the middle! When I have money, I'll send a text message twice, one for you to save, one to delete. When I have money, I'll buy 1.3 billion bicycles, one for each person in China, and I'll take the bus, let's see who dares to crowd me. When I have money, I'll buy two laptops, one for gaming, one for QQ. When I have money, I'll buy two airplanes, one to fly during the day, one at night. When I have money, I'll build two swimming pools, one for washing hair, one for washing feet.When I have money, I'll do facial masks every day, one on my face, and one on my butt. When I have money, I'll become a beggar and hire 100 beggars to throw bowls at me. When I have money, at every intersection, I'll park three cars side by side at the red light every day, blocking others; I'll pay the fines, I'll prepay them. When I have money, I'll open two companies, in one I'll be the boss, in the other I'll be an employee; if I want to fire the boss, I fire the boss, if I want to fire the employee, I fire the employee. When I have money, I'll buy two basins to wash my feet, one for the left foot, one for the right foot. When I have money, I'll install two air conditioners in my room, both turned on, one for cooling, one for heating, blowing hot air and cold air, blowing cold air and hot air. When I have money, I'll buy a big house with two bathrooms, one for pooping, one for peeing. When I have money, I'll be late to work every day—so what if I'm late once and lose 10 yuan? I'll give you 1 million and let you deduct it as you please! When I have money, I'll get a one-digit QQ number for myself, hell yes, if I want to buy Red Diamonds, I'll buy Red Diamonds, if I want Blue Diamonds, I'll buy Blue Diamonds, play QQ games, and see who dares to kick me! When I have money, I'll buy two tanks, one for farming, one for hunting. … ====4====
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【img】http://7723.cn/lts/_paibtn/A20121223O7272564.gif【/img】 ====6==== I'm not a lurker, nor someone who always asks for things, so I copied this sentence—posting it right when I enter a thread! Top post ●▄█★█▄▃▃▃▃▄ ◢▅▅Dragon ▅▅◣ ▄█ Invincible top post █▄ ◥⊙▲⊙▼⊙▲⊙◤ ====7==== 【Upper line】: Copy and paste, reply, post to earn points. 【Lower line】: Flood, dig up old posts, dominate boards, spam ads. 【Horizontal line】: Coming to pay respect ====8==== God was missing a phone, so he took Steve Jobs away!God lacked a bodyguard, so He took Bruce Lee! God lacked a singer, so He took Leslie Cheung! God lacked an assassin, so He took bin Laden! God lacked a dancer, so He took Jackson! Great God, do You lack a 2B? Then please take the poster away… =====9=====
Not attracted by the poster's title, nor deceived by the content of the post. I am not here to grab the first reply, nor am I just passing by. I am not here to cheer for the poster, nor to attack the poster in any way. I am only silently striving for 100,000 points. You are a beauty, I won't be jealous; you are a monster, I don't care; you are a handsome guy, I am indifferent; you are a scumbag man, I won't despise. No matter how noble your character is, I won't praise it; no matter how degenerate your morality is, I am unmoved. In this era where CAPTCHA is required everywhere, I have no choice but to get a membership to participate. Previously, I used to just read countless posts every day, rarely replying. Later, I realized why I was always stagnating, with many who registered after me reaching higher levels than I did. I finally understood. So I saved this text in Notepad and copy-pasted it every time I read a post.
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Congratulations to the poster for winning a 50,000 yuan mobile recharge card! Please scratch off the black strip below with force to get the recharge code! // ██████████████
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Ximen Qing pushed Pan Jinlian against the wall. Wu Dalang saw it and solemnly declared that Pan Jinlian belongs to him and is sacred and inviolable!! Ximen Qing tore off Pan Jinlian's clothes, and Wu Dalang sat at the bedside, strongly criticizing him and demanding that Ximen Qing face reality and immediately stop all violations. Ximen Qing performed various poses, and Wu Dalang reaffirmed his resolve: to defend Pan Jinlian, we will spare no effort at any cost… Then Ximen shot… A reporter asked Wu Dalang, 'Your wife was forcibly taken by Ximen Qing, what is your comment on this?' Dalang calmly said: 'Since the incident with my wife occurred, I have been closely following the situation. As everyone knows, Jinlian has always been my wife, and I have indisputable sovereignty over Jinlian. I hope Mr. Ximen Qing will recognize the situation and, for the sake of long-standing friendship between our families, release my wife unconditionally as soon as possible.'I advocate setting aside disputes and jointly developing Pan Jinlian. When Pan Jinlian was taken away again, Wu Dalang didn't go to rescue her but instead smashed things inside the house. Neighbor unclear: Wu Dalang, Pan Jinlian was taken away. You should go beat Ximen Qing, why are you smashing things at home? Wu Dalang: What I smashed was produced by Ximen Qing's family ====12==== /��/��/��╱╲╲. \ ／╱╱╱╱╱╱╲╲. /／／／／╱╱╱╲╲. /／／／／╱ .. ︿.. ╲.// /／／／╱ ﹤?﹥.//B \／＼ 」 `````╱ .. ╲ ? ╱ __ ◣ ◣_◢ ◢ ◥████████████◤ ◢◤█████████◥◣ ◥◣█████████◢◤ ◥◥██████◤◤ ◢██████◣ ███◤▼◥███ ███ Top post ███ ███ ███ ◢▇█ █▇◣ ====13==== China has so many weapons, but you don't learn them, but focus on the sword; Don't learn the upper sword, learn the lower sword; With so many sword moves, learn the Drunken Sword; Don't learn the Iron Sword, learn the Silver Sword! Finally, you master the martial arts mastery: the Drunken Silver Sword! Finally, you reach the state of unity of man and sword--- Swordsman! When grenades see you, self-destruct; if you're cool, humans have no choice but to reproduce asexually; if you go to war, bullets and missiles will fly at you uncontrollably. Even flowers are more than ten times more beautiful than you. Acting cute can instantly solve the problem of population growth. ====14==== Thumbs up! The original poster's post is excellent, and your talent is truly outstanding. The original poster truly possesses the ability to stabilize the nation, possessing both civil and military strategy, a wealth of knowledge, strategizing at the keyboard, commanding thousands of troops, and invincible victory. The original poster is truly a divine person! After reading the original poster's post, I felt like a breath of spring breeze and gained a lot of benefit. Previously, my Divine Blowing Technique could only be practiced up to the seventh level; no matter how hard I tried, I couldn't break through. After reading the original poster's post, I was enlightened and suddenly understood, instantly comprehending the twelfth level of the Divine Blowing Method. I felt a stream of true qi in my dantian, passing through the Lesser Meridians and Lesser Shang, until I opened the Ren and Du meridians. I leapt lightly, like flying, crashing so hard that the ceiling seemed to fall. Could it be that my lightness skill had also reached a new level? That's right!As the Divine Blowing Technique reached the twelfth level, lightness skill also improved anew. For me, Cloud Ladder Leap, Crossing the River with a Reed, Gecko Walking Wall, and Subtle Steps on Waves are all child's play; plucking leaves and flying flowers to hurt people is no big deal. All of this was grasped by reading the poster's excellent post. Thank you, OP! My Divine Blowing Technique has reached the pinnacle of perfection. At the same time, as my martial arts reach its peak, I can now gather qi into a sword. Qi is sword, sword is qi, killing without a trace. This is what many martial arts masters dream of! Thank you, OP! All of this is thanks to your excellent work. Now, I've penetrated enemy lines as if no one had left, killing them as easily as cutting tofu or slicing melons. Unifying the martial world is no chance, and unifying the world is just around the corner. Thank you for your great post, OP! Thank you! ====15==== Let's get gay, young man! Let's get gay, young man! Women are all tigers. Only men can give men happiness. Women are like clothes—they need mending. Men are like hands and feet, giving you meticulous care. Go for gay, young man!
