Suddenly, I felt my pocket being moved and discovered it was a thief, a man around 30 years old.
So I shouted loudly: "Do you want to die?!"
The man stepped back two steps, with a panicked expression, and said: "Brother, I'm a beginner, I don't steal money, just practicing… practicing…"
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Once upon a time, there was a village that had a mentally ill person. When he walked, he emitted a strange sound: "Yeah? Oh~ Yeah? Oh~ Yeah? Oh~." The villagers were very puzzled as to why this mentally ill person behaved this way, so they invited three authoritative doctors to examine him, but they could not figure out why he would make the "Yeah? Oh~" sound while walking. Later, the mentally ill person explained: "When I walk, I can see my left hand but not my right hand, so I say 'Yeah?'. Later, when my right hand appears, I say 'Oh~', but I still cannot see my left hand, and again 'Yeah?', so it becomes 'Yeah? Oh~ Yeah? Oh~ Yeah? Oh~'. Try it and see!"
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A father visited friends with his son. The son pointed at his friend's wife and said: "Dad, she's really ugly!"
Old Wang quickly made him apologize. The son cried: "Auntie, you are very pretty."
Old Wang angrily scolded him: "I asked you to apologize, not to lie!"
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