The management of 7723 is really lax; just two people can mess up the forum easily.
As a cadre of the crotch, one must first deeply enter the skirt, lift and loosen the skirt, think what the skirt thinks, worry about what the skirt worries about, and handle matters in a way that is both profound and easy to understand. One must truly grasp and work hard, thoroughly engage when encountering difficulties, only be good at understanding people's clothes, seize timely opportunities, persist without leaking, and advance and retreat together with the skirt in order to ultimately initiate a sexual movement of the skirt. Our goal is 'to satisfy the skirt and reassure the crotch.'
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Candidate: Interviewer, can I ask you a question and let your answer decide whether I stay or leave, okay? Interviewer: Okay. Candidate: You are the most beautiful cloud on my horizon, let me sincerely keep you~ Interviewer hums softly: Keep you! Candidate: Thank you!
One day, three people encountered danger in the desert and were starving to death. One of them came up with an idea to eat the useless parts of his body. All three decided to eat his penis. So one cut off his own penis with a knife and took a bite. The other started playing with his penis. The first person didn't understand what he meant. The other said, 'Let's eat it too much, one is worth two.' After playing bigger, they ended up eating several more bites. The two saw where the third person was jerking off. They said, 'At a time like this, you're still jerking off.' The third said, 'I want to make some sauce and eat it.'
One day, the squad leader received a notice saying that an officer would come in the afternoon to test the new recruits' camouflage skills. The squad leader became very nervous upon hearing this and hurriedly instructed his subordinates: 'This afternoon, an officer will come to inspect your camouflage skills. Listen carefully, hide whenever you can! If that damned little pest gets caught by the officer, you won't see the sun tomorrow!'
In the afternoon, the officer indeed arrived on time. The squad leader ordered the troops to go hide in various places immediately. After about half an hour, the officer came out to inspect... and after looking for a long time, he really didn't find a single person. The officer admired the squad leader's leadership and was just about to turn around to praise him when, as fate would have it, a new recruit fell from the tree above the officer's head. The officer sighed and said to the squad leader, 'What a pity!' and then slowly left.
Once the officer had gone far enough, the squad leader called everyone out. It was clear that he was very angry and, in front of everyone, scolded the new recruit who had fallen: 'You! You… how did you mess this up! Why on earth did you have to fall right there? Did you just ignore everything I told you! Tell me a reason, you pest! Otherwise, you're as good as dead!'
'Report to the officer! I… I really had no choice! You don't know, just now a huge snake crawled over me! I didn't dare make a sound, I held on until the end! And then a pair of squirrel couple crawled into my pants, and I still didn't dare make a sound! They were scurrying around in my crotch, and in the end, I even heard the female squirrel say to the male squirrel: “Honey… do you want the one on the left or the one on the right?”'
In the afternoon, the officer indeed arrived on time. The squad leader ordered the troops to go hide in various places immediately. After about half an hour, the officer came out to inspect... and after looking for a long time, he really didn't find a single person. The officer admired the squad leader's leadership and was just about to turn around to praise him when, as fate would have it, a new recruit fell from the tree above the officer's head. The officer sighed and said to the squad leader, 'What a pity!' and then slowly left.
Once the officer had gone far enough, the squad leader called everyone out. It was clear that he was very angry and, in front of everyone, scolded the new recruit who had fallen: 'You! You… how did you mess this up! Why on earth did you have to fall right there? Did you just ignore everything I told you! Tell me a reason, you pest! Otherwise, you're as good as dead!'
'Report to the officer! I… I really had no choice! You don't know, just now a huge snake crawled over me! I didn't dare make a sound, I held on until the end! And then a pair of squirrel couple crawled into my pants, and I still didn't dare make a sound! They were scurrying around in my crotch, and in the end, I even heard the female squirrel say to the male squirrel: “Honey… do you want the one on the left or the one on the right?”'
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