【hilarious】Tablemates
In elementary school, boys and girls shared desks. My deskmate was a particularly naughty boy. One day in math class, he kept raising his hand to ask to go to the bathroom, but no matter how much the teacher refused, the teacher said he could go after class. Then I noticed that my deskmate couldn't sit still anymore; he was already hovering over the seat, still raising his hand. The teacher asked, 'What's wrong with you again?' He, trembling, said, 'I… I've… already… come out…' The whole class fell silent, and the teacher was shocked. At that moment, I did something that I still don't understand myself—I touched his hovering bottom, and then very confidently told the teacher, 'It has come out…' Later, it became even quieter… Source: Newton's Apple (ID: 12793)
