[Joke] The teacher is so angry

One day, the teacher walked into the classroom. All the students stood up and shouted in unison: 'Good morning, teacher!' The teacher said angrily: 'Just good morning? What about in the afternoon? Is it not good then?' So the students shouted together again: 'Good afternoon, teacher!' The teacher said angrily again: 'What about in the evening?' The students shouted together again: 'Good evening, teacher too!' The teacher nodded and said: 'That's better. Now shout it all over again!' The students shouted together: 'Good morning, good afternoon, and good evening too, teacher!' The teacher said: 'Sit down! Today we are going to review antonyms. We will practice like this: I say one thing, and you must speak the opposite loudly. If you speak incorrectly, 10 points will be deducted! Now, let's begin.' Teacher: 'The weather is good today.' Student: 'The weather is bad today.' Teacher: 'Sunlight is everywhere.' Student: 'Clouds cover everywhere.' Teacher: 'The street is crowded with people.' Student: 'The street is empty.' Teacher: 'Young.' Student: 'Old.' Teacher: 'Stand.' Student: 'Lie down.' Teacher: 'A young man stands on the road.' Student: 'An old man lies down on the road.' Teacher: 'I found one yuan.' Student: 'I lost one yuan.' Teacher: 'I found one yuan and gave it to the teacher.' Student: 'I lost one yuan and steal from the teacher.' Teacher: 'Wrong, you can't say that!' Student: 'Correct, it should be said like that!' Teacher: 'Wrong.' Student: 'Correct.' Teacher: 'This is unacceptable, this is illegal!' Student: 'This is fine, this is legal!' Teacher: 'I say wrong.' Student: 'We say correct.' Teacher: 'Listen to the teacher; what the teacher says is correct!' Student: 'Listen to us, everything the teacher says is wrong!' Teacher: 'You are foolish.' Student: 'We are smart.' Teacher: 'Stop!' Student: 'Continue!' Teacher: 'Stop now! Don't speak!' Student: 'We continue now! We still want to speak!' Teacher: 'You bunch of fools, I say stop!' Student: 'We are all geniuses, we say continue!' Teacher: 'Listen to the teacher!' Student: 'Teacher, listen to us!' Teacher: 'Students must listen to the teacher!' Student: 'Teachers must listen to the students!' Teacher: 'Stop practicing now!'"Student: 'Now let's continue practicing!' Teacher: 'Are you never going to stop?' Student: 'We do things from beginning to end!' Teacher: 'Then you just stop! You idiots!' Student: 'Then we should continue! Genius!' Source: Newton's Apple (ID: 12793)