[Funny] There is a kind of magical creature

In the vast universe, there is a kind of magical creature. This creature doesn't play games, doesn't chat on QQ, and every day only knows how to study, always ranking first in the grade. This creature can study nine subjects simultaneously. ** You never have to worry about his studies again. This creature is called someone else's child. This creature can get into Tsinghua University, look up to Peking University, and can pursue a master's, PhD, become a Saint Seiya, and even upgrade to gold, platinum, and crystal levels. He doesn't read horoscopes or comics, and when he sees a computer, he wants to curse. He is a member of the Youth League, a party member, a civil servant, and in the future might even know why the Earth is so round. This creature looks good, writes beautifully, has excellent report cards, and even his fingernails are double-eyelid. This creature feels that spending even 1 yuan a day is luxurious, wasteful, and criminal. This is "Touching China 2011, Top Ten Figures" — someone else's child = = I have lived for over twenty years, always in the shadow of this mysterious creature... Now... I can finally shout to the sky: I survived! Source: Smashing Newton's Apple (ID: 12793)