1. If you had a button on your body If you had a button on your body, and pressing it would erase memories, making you forget those painful or heartbreaking things, would you press it? God's answer: It's not a question of whether or not you would, it would definitely be: Huh, there's a button here, press it… Huh, there's a button here, press it… Huh, there's a button here, press it… 2. Your son is in a premature romance A friend was caught in a premature romance, and his parents were called. When his dad arrived, the teacher asked, “Your son is in a premature romance, you need to manage him well.” The dad replied: “I know, and that girl is quite pretty.” Teacher: “Knowing but not managing? How can you be a parent?” His dad got angry: “Manage? If I don't let him date, who will find him a wife when he grows up?” 3. This text message is too brilliant! Which student made this text message, it's too brilliant! I also want to send it to my parents: Dear parents, with the winter vacation approaching, a new type of SMS scam has appeared. Scammers are impersonating the school to send parents final exam failure reports to cheat them out of re-examination fees. Please delete such messages immediately and do not give scammers any chance! 4. Summary of Mo Yan novels If Jin Yong's novels can be summarized as 'Flying Snow Across the Sky Shoots the White Deer, Laughing Book of Divine Heroes Rely on Blue Mandarins,' then Mo Yan's 'Old Gun Treasure Knife,' 'Spring Night Rain Drizzle,' 'Dating with the Master,' 'Forty-One Cannons,' 'Mangrove,' 'Wild Mule,' 'Reunion of Comrades,' 'Big Breasts and Wide Hips,' 'The Woman Embracing Flowers' can be summarized as 'Old Gun Spring Night Dates a Cannon, Forest Wild Battles Big Breasts Woman.' 5. Grandma, did you mop the floor today? Went to grandma's house for hotpot at night. At the dining table, I added a piece of rib to my plate, but it accidentally fell on the floor! Feeling so sad, I asked my grandma: “Grandma, did you mop the floor today?” Grandma said: “I did, I mop the floor every morning.” Then I felt reassured and put the rib in my mouth. Then my grandma said: “I didn't pour out grandpa's foot soak water at night, I saved it for morning mopping.” 6. Planning to surprise my girlfriend next April Fool's Day I'm planning to surprise my girlfriend next April Fool's Day. According to the plan, when he comes home from work that day, he will find his beloved puppy is missing. Then I regretfully tell her that the puppy has been given away. As she wrings her hands and cries loudly, I bring out a steaming hot hotpot, pat her head and say: Just kidding, the dog is in the pot, enjoy it while it's hot!7. Teach you how to pick up girls by betraying friends, a must-see. Just now, I was sitting on a bus with a friend. There was a pretty girl on the bus. My friend lightly pushed me and made a shushing gesture, then I saw him hug the girl's slim waist and say, 'Honey, what do you want to eat tonight?' The girl was stunned and was about to get angry, but my friend immediately leaned close to her ear and whispered something. I saw the girl's eyes instantly become very gentle, and she looked at my friend with gratitude. Then the girl hugged her backpack tightly and gave me a terrified look. Later, she got off at the same stop as him!!!
8. Hitchhiking. Someone was driving on a rugged country road when suddenly they saw a young man running desperately, being chased by three huge dogs howling. So the driver slammed on the brakes and shouted to the young man, 'Quick, get in! Quick, get in!' The young man, gasping for breath, said, 'Thank you! You're so kind. Others, seeing that I have three dogs with me, all refuse to give me a ride.'
