It's not easy for me, ah — a commemorative post for being registered for a full year
There was a man named Really Talkative, who married a wife named Mind Your Own Business, and they had a son named Trouble. One day, Trouble went missing! The couple went to report it to the police. The police asked the father: May I ask, sir, what is your name? The father said: Really Talkative. The police got very angry, then he asked what the mother's name was. The mother said: Mind Your Own Business. The police, extremely angry, said: What are you trying to do? The couple said: Looking for Trouble.
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‖If you want to lurk‖: ‖Why did you have to bubble at first‖
‖If you want to give up‖: ‖Why did you have to strive at first‖
‖If you want to concede‖: ‖Why did you have to fight at first‖
‖If you want to forget‖: ‖Why did you have to cherish at first‖
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It is happiness that brings us together in Qiyu. It is fate that we meet at Qiyu. People from all over the world gather at Qiyu. Infinite feelings are fully displayed in Qiyu. All members of Qiyu, listen up:
Those who offend Qiyu, damn it. Those who insult Qiyu's character, slaughter. Those who disrupt Qiyu's order, torture. Those who violate Qiyu's dignity, chop. New families, we await your joining. A single spark can start a prairie fire!
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I suddenly saw an old man come out of a restaurant after finishing his meal. I guessed he caught a cold and was vomiting by the roadside. The vomit was all white; I guessed he had thrown up all the chicken, duck, and fish. Then he staggered away. I looked and thought, hey, perfect, I haven't had dinner yet, so I hurried over and picked some of the undigested chicken from his vomit to eat. The taste was not bad, just a bit bland. I ate some chicken and felt it was really convenient, I didn't even need to chew; I could swallow it directly, how convenient. Suddenly I felt thirsty while eating, bent down, and drank all the liquid from his vomit. It was really damn tasty; a big restaurant is indeed a big restaurant!
While I was eating enthusiastically, a little boy holding his mother's hand walked past me. The boy asked his mother confusedly, ‘Mom, what is that person doing?' His mother turned around, saw me eating greedily, and suddenly vomited, splashing all over me! Trying not to be disgusted, she dragged the child and ran away.
I looked at her back and thought angrily, ‘Are you rich or what! Why throw away perfectly good food.' But not bad, it was cheap for me. At that moment, I buried my head and ate the woman's vomit, some half-mashed fish, and then I turned over and surprisingly found a partially undigested grape. Hey, what luck, there's even fruit to eat. I threw it into my mouth, the sour and sweet taste was really nice~ I was salivating while eating.
While I was eating enthusiastically, a little boy holding his mother's hand walked past me. The boy asked his mother confusedly, ‘Mom, what is that person doing?' His mother turned around, saw me eating greedily, and suddenly vomited, splashing all over me! Trying not to be disgusted, she dragged the child and ran away.
I looked at her back and thought angrily, ‘Are you rich or what! Why throw away perfectly good food.' But not bad, it was cheap for me. At that moment, I buried my head and ate the woman's vomit, some half-mashed fish, and then I turned over and surprisingly found a partially undigested grape. Hey, what luck, there's even fruit to eat. I threw it into my mouth, the sour and sweet taste was really nice~ I was salivating while eating.
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