"Thirty-Six Strategies" is explained in this way, so strong!

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Surrounding Wei and rescuing Zhao: His son is addicted to arcade games. If he buys a computer and puts it in his home, he can save his son from danger. Killing with a borrowed knife: I had a problem with someone and secretly copied a dangerous virus into his computer. However, this was just preparation... . Waiting for work: If you use 386 to run Windows 95, you'd better hold a cup of tea and let the hard disk go. Taking advantage of the situation: If your computer is broken, don't go to the "underground repair department", otherwise your computer may be severely damaged again. Make a fool of yourself in the east and attack the west: When buying a computer, try to buy it from both houses. If you like the one you like, why not fight back? Make something out of nothing: When negotiating with your wife to buy a computer, brag about the computer and add a few beautiful halos. When the time comes, your beloved wife will not get divorced, right? Secretly crossing Chencang: Playing games with Wimdows under the nose of your boss, working openly, and practicing your "internal skills". Watching from the other side: If other people's computers are working, it's better to be a spectator. Hiding a knife in a smile: Don't touch the chip directly without putting it on the computer, because there is a sharp knife hidden in the gentle hand - static electricity. Li Daitaojiang: Problems caused by improper operation in front of novices will never bother you if you say it is the fault of the computer. Pick up the sheep: Before and after the holidays, buy a computer and see if the manufacturer has anything to do with it. You can bring this "sheep" home without spending money, but you ignore the elephant for the sake of the "sheep". To alert the snake: There is a virus in the machine, don't disturb it, go and ask the "snake catching expert" to help you one by one anti-virus software. Resurrection: If you accidentally delete important files, use the recovery command or backup software to restore them. Tune the tiger away from the mountain: Some computer games, if you don't grasp it well, may become a **** and eat up your time. You will ruthlessly remove it from the hard drive and shout: Go, don't look back. Play hard to get: It is good to rent the computer and go home, but when you fall in love with this iron guy and make up your mind to ask for it, the leasing company's plan will succeed. To attract good news: before the new software is launched, release some trial versions and trial versions in exchange for the golden words of the gods. It can be said that it is a well-intentioned strategy. RPG games often use this trick, but it takes 7749 levels for each player to know the true face of the king. Drawing fire under the cauldron: insufficient memory, extremely slow speed, you can't catch the "little tricks", just move the "Pentium" back and it will be ok? Jin Chan Escape: This strategy is only designed for creating computer viruses, so we should use it sparingly. Close the door to catch the thief: read some computer books, take some computer training, hire a computer expert to accompany you, then take the computer home, close the door first, and hunt the dog and catch the thief as you like. Distant friends and close attacks: Use Yi Meier to send a component to a close friend in a distant place. This is the "power" of the computer in front of you. False Tufa Guo: The software is all in English, it's too late to learn English, try the Chinese software, you may kill two birds with one stone. Substituting one thing for another: The hard card in the machine is broken, don't worry, just remove the old one and replace it with a new one, it's that simple. Blaming the fault: You bought pirated software and damaged the machine, and you don't stop criticizing the software, but in fact you should be the one to blame. Fake madness: The computer fever has reached the top level, and it looks like dementia, but in fact it is very wise, but to reach this level, you need to practice more internal skills. Get out of the house: After buying a computer, you should give it a lot of benefits and give it a lot of upgrades. If it is cut off, it will be out of date in just a year and a half. Flowers on the tree: If you only look at the price, not the quality, you will be dazzled by the "pemapk", so it is better to seek advice from an expert when buying a computer. Be the master: Use the computer, you should be the master, don't be afraid that it will be difficult to serve, touch it when you need it, hit it when you need it. If it breaks, go back to your parents' house and fix it. Beauty trap: The computer is like a lover, but don't love it too much. If you fall into the trap, the family crisis will be around the corner. Empty city strategy: Connect it to the phone, equip it with a multi-purpose device, turn it on and leave, and you will take care of everything. Countermeasures: When encountering hard and soft problems, it is difficult to correct them, so why not turn to the opposite direction, maybe there will be a bright future. Suffering tactics: How many men have to endure hardships and starve their bodies in order to marry the "lover" in their hearts, in order to exchange for a true love. Serial tactics: Use tricks to buy computers, learn tricks to repair computers, and only one can become a computer master.The best strategy is to go: If the above strategies still fail, then please go and check your IQ one by one.
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Top wizard stick...
So powerful~
Retreat is the best strategy…
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Being a spiritual trickster is really hard, it's all about computers and Windows.
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