Awesome phone, no explanation
Yes, I bought it! It's quite easy to use, just click it lightly. It's much easier to use than Apple 4! You are still too young. Nicai mobile phone is not only a smart phone, it is also 200 years ahead of human technology. It is the hope that Doraemon brings to Mr. Lu: it opens the highest authority of Google Earth and can use satellite ray weapons to attack designated locations; it has 3D holographic imaging function and can cancel security protocols. A simple understanding is that if you are watching The Matrix, the bullets fired from it can really hurt living things in the real world; It uses the most advanced digital nano-recombination technology, which can perfectly generate P53 protein and ES stem cells, which is enough to cope with all cancers and irreversible damage to the body; the battery uses nano-miniaturized anti-matter power generation technology, which not only does not need to consider charging problems within 1,000 years, but can also be connected to external electrical appliances, while providing the power needs of a 1-horsepower air conditioner and an ordinary desktop computer; It has a built-in 10-megapixel ultra-short wave camera with a perspective camera function, which allows you to check whether you have major diseases such as cancer at any time. However, Nicai Company hereby seriously reminds all users not to use it for illegal activities such as *; at the same time, every user who purchases a Nicai mobile phone will receive an Ark ticket, which can free everyone from worries when 2013 is approaching.
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Yesterday on the street, I saw an elderly woman get hit, and the person who caused it ran away. I saw it from behind; I wanted to help but was afraid of being falsely accused, and I wanted to leave but was afraid people would think I was the one who hit her because of my flustered expression. I looked around and saw a brick by the roadside. In a moment of desperation, I picked up the brick and hit my own head. Immediately, blood flowed, and I thought, now I can't help her, someone else should help her. A few passersby were at a loss, and unexpectedly, they also picked up bricks and hit themselves, some on the legs, some on the hands. Before long, more than ten people were lying on the ground. I thought, waiting for help is impossible, so I crawled home by myself. I crawled all night, and now I finally made it home.
It is said that domestic brands like Lenovo, Huawei, ZTE, and Xiaomi are able to establish a foothold in the country and even gain significant fame abroad because they put effort into making phones. On the other hand, brands like Nietzsche rely on advertising to deceive consumers, trying to take shortcuts. If all domestic phones were like that, the springtime of domestic smartphones would not exist!
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