▄︻┻┳═一……☆This kind of joke is the best and most enjoyable

1. A reporter interviewed Japan: "I heard that you want to buy the Diaoyu Islands. Aren't you afraid of China?" Everyone is paying attention to Japan's answer. Japan affirmed: "Of course I'm not afraid." The whole audience was in an uproar, and there was a lot of discussion. Japan saw everyone's doubts and added: "Which father really beats his son?" Reporter: "We Chinese are filial sons under the stick. You should prepare more medicine for father's injuries." Suddenly there was thunderous applause. . . 2. Invite Japanese customers to dinner. During the dinner, the boss got drunk and danced and talked about history: "I think back then, we killed little Japan, one by one...one by one..." The Japanese customer saw the boss being so excited and asked the translator why he was so happy? The translator held back for a long time and said: "His family turned out to be a butcher of pigs..." 3. Urgent notice: It is expected that there will be a strong earthquake in Japan tonight. Tomorrow morning, a large number of Japanese actresses will be washed over by the tsunami in the coastal areas of our country. Please do your best to receive them. The number is limited and first come first served! 4. In ancient times, there were many wars in Japan, so there were few males, and the population dropped sharply. In order to increase the birth rate, the emperor ordered that men could have children with women anytime and anywhere. As a result, the children they gave birth to had surnames based on the location, so they had surnames such as Matsushita, Inoue, Watanabe, Tanaka, Yamaguchi, Kondo, and Koizumi. Netizen: Please verify the birthplace of Noda Yoshihiko? 5. The Japanese spent 166 million to buy the Diaoyu Islands. This is not only an invasion of Chinese territory, but also an insult to China's land value! . . . . . Quotes 1. You poop on your head and hold a sword in your hand. You think you are an Oriental swordsman, but you are actually cheating on the street. When you see a gangster and you take out your sword, who wants to pull the thread out of your crotch when you are nervous? Still looking at your phone? Never seen the world! 2. Please go to the nearest telephone pole and shout "My disease is cured" to the wild advertisement above. 3. Congratulations! Your wife gave birth to another baby for you at home. You have been out for two years and haven't come back to see her. 4. A fat man weighed himself, but the scale did not respond. He walked down disappointedly, and the scale suddenly said: "To protect the machinery, please do not stand on two people at a time. Thank you for your cooperation." 5. You are happy because I am happy, I am happy because you are happy, I am sad because you are thin, I am thin because you are sick, I am smiling, because you are strong, and I am rich because I sold you... pig! 6. Although you are toothy, don't feel sorry for yourself! Big teeth can be used to dig sweet potatoes, cover your chin when it rains, drink tea to separate tea leaves, and serve as knives and forks during picnics. Do you think big teeth are awesome? 8. Donor, the color of the underwear you are wearing today is very ominous, and it is not good for your actions. Wan Wang takes it off immediately and throws it into the toilet to keep safe. It is so good, so good. 9. You are eating steamed buns without meat! You take one bite and you don't get the meat. You take another bite and you still don't get the meat. Then you take the third bite and you get the meat! Why do you say? 10. Let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was a fool. He was so stupid that when people asked him questions, he would only answer "no". Have you heard of this story? 11. Weather forecast: It will be sunny tonight, with a probability of precipitation of 0, and the lowest temperature will be 31 degrees; tomorrow during the day, the north wind will be 6-7, and the highest temperature will be minus 5 degrees. Please don't go out and wear more clothes! 12. The little pig cried sadly, and the pig asked, "Why are you crying?" Piggy said: I feel stupid. **Comfort: Don't cry, the pig reading this text message is stupider than you! 13. The rooster and the hen are husband and wife, and they are busy hatching chicks all day long. The chicken has a mental problem and won't eat, drink or rest. The rooster and the hen look at the chicks. The stupid chick didn't pay attention and was secretly looking at his phone. 14. I have always wanted to say three words to you, but you know its weight. I am afraid that once I say it, we will not even be friends. But I couldn't control my feelings and mustered up the courage to say to you: You are a pig! 15. Don't cry, don't laugh, don't scream when you sleep at night! You will shock me! Are you still listening to my nonsense? You are such a fool! 16. Those who make furniture are wood, those who understand poetry are scholars, what everyone thinks about is money, those who are cultivated are talents, those who send messages are geniuses, and those who read the messages are fools!18. Your round face is so white, your curved eyebrows are so slender; your watery eyes are so bright, and your affectionate voice is so sweet: Woof! Woof! Woof!