It’s a joke. It’s said that this was plagiarized.

1. "Honey, I want to eat instant noodles."
"I'll cook them for you."
"I don't want to eat our brand."
"Then I'll go out and buy them."
"After cooking, the house will be filled with the smell of instant noodles. It's awful."
"Then I'll take it to you after it's brewed. Come back."
"It doesn't taste good when it's cold."
"Then let's go out to eat."
"It's too cold to wear so much and go downstairs."
"What do you want to do?"
This is how men are driven crazy.
2. The wife angrily scolded her husband: "Why did you peek at my diary?"
"This..." The husband was speechless and said after a long time, "How did you know?"
The wife said sternly: "Because I just read your diary, and it says you peeked into my diary yesterday!"
3. Today is the birthday of a female colleague in the company. Her husband commissioned a flower shop to send a clown to creatively send flowers and blessings. The scene was so romantic and warm!
A colleague holding flowers burst into tears and suddenly said, "Hey, that's strange, where does my husband get the money?"

1. A group of monkeys and a group of elephants were snatching fruits from a tree.
The Monkey King taught the monkeys: "You have to use your brain in everything, otherwise you will become stupid and stupid like an elephant."
The elephant was very unhappy after hearing this, and said to the little elephants: "Being an elephant must be upright and behave correctly, otherwise you will be like a monkey, who can't tell the difference between his face and butt!"
2. One day, the rabbit suddenly wanted to drink carrot juice, so he came to a store.
Rabbit: "Boss! Do you have carrot juice?"
Boss: "No!"
Rabbit: "Then do you have carrots?"
Boss: "No."
Rabbit: "You should have a juicer, right?"
Boss : "Sorry, I don't have a juicer either."
Rabbit: "So you have a straw, right?"
Boss: "No straw either."
Rabbit: "Neither this nor that, what kind of store do you open?"
Boss: "I don't have a straw either." This is the bathhouse! "
3. Animals that are not willing to be humiliated:
1, donkey: people are stupid, but they are called stupid;
2, cow: people are talking big, but they are called bragging;
3, cats: people are doing tricks, but they are called cunning;
4, wolf: people are working together to do bad things, but they are bragging! 5. Rat: A man has no foresight, but he is short-sighted; 6. Tiger: A man is pretentious, but he says a tiger pretends to be powerful; 7. Dog said angrily: The most annoying thing is that a man makes a woman pregnant but insists that she is a dog.