1. My daughter recited the poem "Returning to Hometown" that she learned that day. At the beginning, she memorized "The young boy left home and the eldest brother returned" became "The young boy left home and the second brother returned".
Me: "Obviously it was the eldest son, but why did he become the second child? Tell me, why is the eldest brother gone?"
My daughter suddenly flashed her big eyes and whispered, "The eldest son married a business woman!"
2. Dad took his son to the zoo. They saw a lot of zebras.
He asked: "Dad, is a zebra an animal that is white with black stripes, or a black animal with white stripes?"
3. It was my wife's birthday. After the birthday candles were placed, the wife first made a wish, then looked at her daughter with a smile and asked: "What do you wish for mom?"
The daughter scratched the back of her head and said, "I wish your daughter will grow more and more beautiful."
4. There is a 2-year-old daughter at home who has just learned to speak.
After eating today, I asked him, "Baby, are you full?"
"Are you full?"
The son said angrily: "The mother frog is so hateful. The tadpoles are so small and they are looking for her!"
Mom. . .
1. Whether a woman cheats depends on her man; whether a man cheats depends on whether there is a chance...
2. The reason why relationships are bleak is that one person is begging and the other is unwilling to give alms...
3. Contentment is the preservative of sweetness; freshness is the sensor of life; consideration is the panacea for disputes; touching is the thermos of emotion.
4. Men have three fears about having an affair: find someone who is not married, because they are afraid of being stuck; find someone who is married, because they are afraid of being caught; find someone who is unscrupulous, because they are afraid of getting involved.
Women also have three fears about cheating: finding someone who is not married, they are afraid that they will take them seriously; finding someone who is married, they are afraid that they will be serious; finding someone who is not trivial, and they are afraid of being entangled too much.
5. Women's motto: Men outside are cute, and men at home are also good; men outside are calcium, and men at home are vegetables. Eat vegetables for three meals a day, and occasionally take calcium supplements. Good health requires vegetables, and a happy spirit depends entirely on calcium.
6. Falling in love is like downloading software. It is easy to use new software, but when you decide to uninstall the software, you will find how many redundant and remaining folders need to be deleted manually, and how many registry entries have been changed beyond recognition by it. When you cannot delete it even after entering safe mode, sorry, you have encountered rogue software. Reinstalling the system is easy, but it is also tiring and tiring. Not every software is green, and the same goes for women.
