1. The chemistry professor asked Student A: "Hey! Please answer this question."
Classmate A: "I can't say it, but the answer is right on my lips."
Classmate B: "Oh! Don't swallow it, the answer is 'arsenic'!"
2. "Ding Yi, you violated classroom discipline again and punished you by copying your name a hundred times!
"You have repeatedly refused to change it. Look at Zhuge Xinxin, who changed it after being punished once. "
3. Today I happened to meet the dormitory aunt in my girlfriend's dormitory. I said politely, "Six girls and one boy will be fine." "
The dormitory aunt actually said: "Nonsense, I'm afraid something will happen to you."
4. One day, I went to the Internet cafe to book a night. At about 12 o'clock in the night, the school leaders came to check for those who stayed late at night. Most of the people in the Internet cafe were arrested. Only one buddy escaped. This guy went into the Internet cafe under the leadership of the school. At that time, I silently went to the corner and took a broom to sweep the floor... 5. I had an elective class today and skipped class decisively. My brothers knew that I didn't go. Then I heard that the teacher assigned homework and handed it in on the class. It warmed my heart that my brothers did so well. Each of them gave me a copy!
1. My husband and I suffer from insomnia occasionally.
One night, I suggested trying a sleep-aid technique I had read before, which I heard can help relax the mind.
We lay on the bed with our eyes closed, and I described a relaxing situation: "We are in a seaside hut on a tropical island. The scenery is beautiful, and the gentle breeze is blowing. Step outside and onto your private beachfront path. "
At this time, the husband asked in a low voice: "How much will this trip cost? "
2. My son smiles happily every day.
I asked my son: "Why are you so happy every day? "
The husband said next to him: "Because he has no wife. "
3. The wife loved the newly bought pair of thrushes very much. When she was cleaning the birdcage that day, the female one flew away by accident. The wife was helpless.
The husband comforted her: "Don't worry, I will buy another female bird tomorrow." "
The wife immediately objected and said: "My wife just left, how can my husband marry again immediately? "
