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1. Ordinary universities rely on heating, famous universities rely on air conditioning, and our university relies on a sense of righteousness...
2. I did very well in this exam, and only failed two subjects, liberal arts and science.
3. After the Chinese test, I cried. After the math test, I found that I cried too early.
4. There is a magical thing in chemistry. It is insoluble in acid, alkali, salt, and organic matter. It is invulnerable to water and fire, and is invulnerable to a hundred poisons. Whether it is heated on a blowtorch or connected to high-voltage electricity, it remains unscathed. It has the most stable and excellent chemical properties, but it is always abandoned. Its name is: impurity. . .
5. The teacher always teaches us to take care of the trees. However, teacher, I want to tell you: the trees seem to have been made into test papers.
6. When I was in high school, pen-turning was popular. Forward rotation, reverse rotation, continuous rotation, it can go around your thumb several times.
That day I was eating in the cafeteria with my roommate. After I finished eating, while waiting for him, I turned my chopsticks around in boredom. I couldn't control my strength well, and they flew out and stuck into the rice of the girl next to me. . .
7. There are two students in the class who are both about 1.9 meters tall.
One day, they had a fight over a trivial matter, and I used my 1.6-meter body to break up the fight.
A classmate said to me: "This is a high-altitude operation. It's useless for you to come."
8. My roommate hung a sock on the bedside last night. When he woke up this morning, he found that the sock was bulging. He reached in and took it out excitedly.
然后……然后他很激动地吼道:“哪个王八犊子往老子袜子里放的瓜子皮!”
9、一二货室友,肚子饿了,翻出来根香蕉,我对他说空腹吃香蕉不好,这二货说:吃第一口是空腹,第二口就不是了。

1. In the coffee shop, the waiter came over and said, "Sir, smoking is not allowed here."
I stood up and took two steps forward, "What about here?"
"It doesn't work either."
I shook my head in disappointment, walked a few more steps, and asked tentatively: "Is it okay here?"
"It still doesn't work."
Frustrated, I moved a few steps to the left. Having given up hope, he asked, "Isn't it possible here?" "You've already finished smoking and you're asking me! Cao!"
2. A: "Do you have any matches with you?"
B: "No."
A: "I wanted to buy you a cigarette, what a coincidence!"
B: "There are no matches, I have a lighter!"
3. Ask a female colleague: What is your father's surname?
She said: The surname is Huang.
I asked again: What about your mother?
She said: My surname is also Huang.
A woman next to me said: Are we in love with people with the same surname? !
4. A young man loves boxing and Sanda. So I went to the department store one day. When I came to the door, I asked the cashier MM: Girl, how much are the gloves? (Full set)
Cashier MM: Sir. . . . Please be respectful. . . .