1. A driver was transporting goods to Guangdong. On the way, he met Pol. ice check.
Pol. ice asked the driver to show his driver's license, and the driver respectfully presented his driver's license. Unexpectedly, Pol. Ice threw his driver's license away and shouted: The 8-ton truck pulled 40 tons, I want to see the train driver's license!
2. Today, when I was queuing up at the bank, there was a woman in front of me holding a child. The child was playing naughtily and lost his shoe. I bent down to help pick it up, but the child said, "If you lose your shoes again, a fool will pick them up!"
What do you think I should do when I bend down?
3. My friend's son came to my house to play. He saw my wireless mouse and keyboard and curiously asked me why there were no wires.
I said casually: "I'll cut it for the trouble."
My friend called me in the afternoon and said that the mouse cord at home was cut, and he trained me for half an hour!
4. A certain person stayed in a hotel and ran to the toilet seven or eight times in a short time. The hotel owner saw it and asked: "You have diarrhea?"
The man said angrily: "You don't have more urinals in the toilet. You are in a hurry to defecate, but every time you go there, you have to go to the toilet." It's full..."
The doctor asked the doctor: "I stepped on the thumbtack a month ago. Do I need to get another injection?"
The doctor told him directly: "If you have the money, you should check your eyes."
1. A: "Excuse me, what's your surname?"
B: "Excuse me, my surname is Zhang."
A: "Oh. What's your surname?"
B: "Excuse me your surname."
A: "What's your surname?"
B: "There's something wrong with you, how many times have I asked you."
A: "You Xiao Li... why do you like to lose your temper so much."
2. A: "Thugs chop. Your friend, why did you run away without saying a word?"
B: "I can't bear it."
Doctor: "How long have you been dislocating your hands?"
Doctor: "Why didn't you come here earlier."
Doctor. . .
4. A miser carefully tore off the wallpaper in the room one by one, sweating profusely from exhaustion.
"Do you want a new one?" the neighbor asked.
"No, no, I want to move..."
5. Director, can I play a role in "Heroes of the Sui and Tang Dynasties" this time?
How about Yuwen Chengdu?
I hate it. If your Chinese proficiency is not good enough, why don't you act for others?
