The joke doesn’t work! ! ! ! !

1. The most difficult person to find: only in this mountain, nowhere to be found in the depths of the clouds. Jia Dao's "The One Who Seeks Hermit Will Not Meet" 2. The most valuable letter: The war rages on for three months, and a letter from home is worth ten thousand gold. Du Fu's "Spring Outlook" 3. The loneliest time: Birds fly away from thousands of mountains, and all traces of people disappear. Liu Zongyuan's "Jiang Xue" 4. The loneliest person: He never sees the ancients before, and never sees the newcomers afterward. Chen Zi'ang's "Song of Dengyouzhou" 5. The head that turns white the fastest: the morning is like blue silk and the evening is like frost.
6. The longest horse face: Last year, a tear of lovesickness flowed to the cheek this year.
7. The person with the greatest arrogance: The emperor couldn't get on the boat, and claimed that he was a wine fairy (Li Bai)
\8. The person with the worst eyesight: After searching thousands of times among the crowd, suddenly looking back, that person was in the dim light (Xin Qiji)




\The saddest person: cut off the water with a knife, the water will flow more, raise a cup to relieve sorrow and worry.
10. The most beautiful smile: when you look back, you smile with all your beauty, the sixth palace has no color.
11. The deepest snow: There are three feet of snow outside the city at night, and at dawn I drive a charcoal cart over the ice tracks.
12. The person who hates the longest: forever and ever, this hatred will last forever.
13. The most desolate place: bones exposed in the wild, no roosters crowing for thousands of miles.
Northeastern people read Tang poetry:
1. Wang Bo: There are close friends in the sea, and we are as close as our neighbors to the end of the world.
Although we are not together, our relationship is strong.
2. Cen Shen: Suddenly a spring breeze comes overnight, and thousands of pear trees bloom.
It's so weird, just one night, my dear, the pear trees outside are all white.
3. The sound of wind and rain at night makes you know how many flowers have fallen.
The wind and rain blew the flowers off the old nose.
4. Li Bai: An Neng is able to bend his eyebrows and bend his waist to serve the powerful, which makes me unhappy.
There is no way for me to be a humble grandson.
5. Chen Ziang: The ancients have never been seen in the past, and the newcomers have never been seen in the future.
I looked around for a long time and saw nothing.
6. Wang Wei: I urge you to have another glass of wine. There will be no old friends when you leave Yangguan in the west.
A little while longer, we may not know how long it will take for the two of us to drink again!

1. On the bus, a pair of twins came up, wearing the same clothes. My four-year-old son saw them and asked quietly: "Are you going to look at them again or find the differences..."
The whole bus laughed, and his father's face turned dark. . .





































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The girl said: "I am a daughter! I'm afraid you won't be able to bear it."
The brother replied: "It doesn't matter, I have an ancestral jack."
The whole car burst into laughter. . .
4. My girlfriend got on the bus yesterday and found a bus. But just two stops later, an old woman got on the bus and stood next to her.
She was about to get up and give up her seat when the old lady stopped her and said, "Sit down, you guys are so tired after working all day." Her girlfriend suddenly felt extremely warm.
Unexpectedly, the old lady then said: "It will save you from having to scold me online when you go back."