1. A: Oh, man, is this your first day here to guard the tomb?
B: Yes, I really don't like this job.
A: It's not easy to find a job these days.
B: Alas, let's not talk about this topic. You said it was really scary to be in this ghost place all night, but they asked me to guard the place at night. It was a little better during the day.
A: How about letting me help you keep track of your calculations every night from now on.
B: What, you're not afraid?
A: Why aren't you afraid? I just don't dare to come out during the day.
2. Late at night, two men started talking about ghosts while walking on the road.
One of them said: "Some people are scary enough when they are alive, and even scarier after death. I heard that a ghost will appear on this street after dark. The ghost is so ugly that several timid girls have been scared to death by him, and he takes pleasure in scaring people."
At this time, suddenly from Words came from behind them: "Which guy is talking bad about me?" 3. On a dark night, it was already past 3 o'clock in the night. A taxi driver was driving on the road. Suddenly, he was blocked by a woman. This woman had a pale face and was wearing white clothes.
The taxi driver asked cautiously: Girl, where are you going?
"Funeral home," the woman said.
The driver was startled and thought: Why are you going to the funeral parlor so late? But he drove to the funeral home anyway.
The woman gave the money and got out of the car. The driver wanted to see what she was doing at the funeral parlor, so he looked back and saw that the woman was gone! ! !
Suddenly a hand touched the glass. It was the woman. She only said one sentence: Master, please park your car in the future and don't stop at the sewer entrance, okay?
4. I have a friend who has a little son who is about three years old. One day he found that his son was waving at the window and saying: Goodbye, uncle!
My friend didn't take it seriously at first, thinking that his son was talking to Uncle who was passing by on the street, but then he felt that his son always said this around dusk, wow...but he couldn't see anyone outside the window...
The more the friend thought about it, the more scared he became...so he asked his son who he was saying goodbye to!
The son replied: Follow uncle!
The friend asked again: There is no one outside! Which uncle are you talking to?
The son answered him while pointing outside: Which uncle? Uncle Sun!
