1. Snake: This year is my birth year. I hope people will support my work. I wish everyone has a good figure like me.
2. Horse: I wish everyone can become a thousand-mile horse, take the lead, and achieve success, ride more and don't flatter the horse, and never do things carelessly.
3. Sheep: I hope everyone will drink more mutton soup and wear more woolen sweaters in this cold winter. I will provide people with spring-like warmth.
4. Monkey: In the new year, I want to learn more skills and become famous like Wukong. I will never be played like a monkey again.
5. Rooster: As the New Year comes, I will lay more eggs, lay good eggs, provide people with high-quality nutrition, and pay attention to building a good relationship with dogs, and never let the disharmonious situation where chickens and dogs are restless appear.
6. Dog: In the new year, I will still take care of the home and protect the yard for my master as always. Loyalty is synonymous with me, and I must never forget it.
7. Pig: Eat and sleep, sleep and eat. I have had enough of this kind of life. I yearn for the life of a wild boar. In the new year, if I have the opportunity, I will definitely escape and see if the outside world is wonderful.
8. Rat: I wish you all to set your sights higher and see farther in the new year. Don't be as short-sighted as me and remain an incompetent rat all your life.
9. Cow: In the new year, I hope everyone will eat more beef, drink more milk, be as strong as a cow, brag less and do more real work, and become an old scalper in the new era.
10. Tiger: New year brings new atmosphere. I hope everyone will take some time and find some free time in the new year. Take your family with you and go to the zoo. I miss you every day.
11. Rabbit: I give people a message in the New Year: Never be proud at any time. Pride makes people fall behind. The lesson of racing with a tortoise will last forever.
12. Dragon: Bless the descendants of the dragon. In the new year, we must continue to display the spirit of the dragon and horse, live like a dragon, but resolutely not be an earth dragon.
1. Saleswoman
When the boy held the girl's hand, the girl said embarrassedly: "I am having a surprise sale, the quality is absolutely reliable, and you will get ten for every fake one."
2. Meeting the female weather forecaster, after a conversation, the boy asked the girl: "Starting from tomorrow, I will be very busy and can't date you. Will you miss me?"
Girl : "I miss you a little from tonight to tomorrow, and I predict that I will continue to miss you tomorrow afternoon. Due to the extended low mood, my thoughts will turn into violent thoughts tomorrow evening, and my mood will drop by 5 degrees. It is expected that this kind of weather will continue until I see you."
3. Female greeter
The boy just entered the door, and the girl rushed up to greet you with a smile on her face and asked: "Good evening, sir! Excuse me How many? "
4. Female TV Shopping Salesperson
After the boy and the girl met, they had a very happy conversation. Before they left, the boy asked the girl: "Beauty, do you have anything to say now?"
The girl said seriously: "Boys in front of the TV, here is a super girl who treats single phobia and lovelorn. It also has obvious effects on diseases. This product can be stored properly at room temperature, preferably in a cool place indoors; if it is stored outdoors, it should be kept away from strong direct sunlight. "
5. Female bus conductor
As soon as the boy entered the door, the girl pointed to the trash can at the door and said, "Sir, please put coins in the door. There is no change in this room."
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Besides this kind of post, can't you do anything else?
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