Laughable jokes

More than 60 years ago, a friend told me a joke that made me laugh so hard that I went to the hospital because of severe stomach pain. Before the doctor performed surgery on me, he asked me why I was laughing like this, so I told him the joke. Unexpectedly, he laughed wildly after hearing this, and ended up vomiting a lot of foam. Rescue efforts failed and he died. I really didn't expect this, but it happened. This is often the case. Things we don't want to happen always happen; things we look forward to every day just don't happen. But once it happens, we still have to bear the consequences. Really, it turns out that people live to bear the consequences that they don't want to happen. Really, it's boring. When I think of this, I want to die. How good would it be to die? But I wanted to die, at least not for the time being, because the doctor's lover sued me for manslaughter. Confused, the court is in session. The judge asked the prosecutor to briefly describe the case. It was actually very simple. I told a joke, and the doctor laughed, and later he died laughing. In order to investigate and collect evidence, the judge asked me to tell the joke, and the jury would decide whether the factual requirements for manslaughter were met. Although I studied law, I was already a little worried. I was afraid that there would be "consequences" if I told this joke, so I asked everyone in the court, about 100 people in total, to sign a liability exemption contract, which means that I "will not be responsible" for the effects of this joke. The judge adjourned the case, reopened it one day later, and announced that he accepted my opinion, so we signed the contract. Now that I have legal protection, I tell the joke. Unexpectedly, as soon as I finished speaking, the whole court was in an uproar. Some people knocked on the table with laughter, some rolled on the ground with laughter, and some people held their stomachs and laughed with pain and shed tears... I looked around and found that it was still the old and wise judge, not moving at all, standing there steadily, closing his eyes and concentrating. I was filled with admiration at that time. Look, people who are judges are different from us who are lawyers. They are calm and calm in the face of danger. Later I found out he was dead, and everyone who heard my joke that day died laughing. So, I became an instant celebrity. A TV reporter interviewed me and asked me what kind of joke I was telling that was so powerful. I am very calm. I know that if I talk about this, it may cause harm to the public. If some idle social rights protection group files a class action lawsuit against me, I will not be able to bear it. So I said something to the TV camera, to the effect that reasons are always lies, and beliefs are always masturbation. The reporter obviously didn't understand, but I could see it. The little girl reacted quickly, so we couldn't let the audience see that she was stupid, right? She praised her repeatedly, and later even squeezed out a few tears! In fact, why didn't I know that this was just a gimmick? Unexpectedly, I can't stand the tears of women, especially those of beautiful women, so I made a quick decision and cooperated, saying that I was willing to give her the exclusive reporting and publishing rights of this joke. After the program was broadcast, it caused a huge response across the country. Many viewers requested a replay. Unexpectedly, several mysterious plainclothes men suddenly broke into my bedroom one night and dragged me into a dark room. After a long time, suddenly a bright light shone on my face. I forced my eyes open, stunned because the man in front of me was the only person in the country who might be as well-known as me at the moment. The president obviously had no intention of telling me more. He only briefly explained to me the purpose of arresting me. It was very simple. He asked me to record the joke and then send it to the dictator of a hostile country in the Middle East through an internal line to make him laugh to death. I said this is not acceptable. This is political murder. More importantly, this has clearly exceeded the scope of the president's power as the supreme executive head. Without the approval of Congress, it is unconstitutional. The president grabbed me by the collar, picked me up, and roared: "Do you, your mother, really believe in the separation of powers?"I had no choice. At this moment, my mind was filled with the difficult background of the First Constitutional Case, so I agreed to his request, but at the same time, I proposed that my joke was a weapon of mass destruction and could not be targeted or used on civilians. The president agreed, so in that small room, I recorded the joke. I saw Mr. President smiling slightly, and I knew it was over at that time. Politicians are really nothing. Sure enough, two weeks later, the president announced that he had mastered the key technology of my joke and successfully tried it in the desert area (successfully laughing to death 713 death row inmates.) This news caused an uproar in the international community, and many countries panicked. Some politicians from other countries who had opposed our president started to In Taiwan, international military experts also named this phenomenon "laughing deterrence." Just when our president was feeling proud, a country in the East suddenly announced that it had mastered the joke. Later, I found out that the guy who told me the joke in the first place defected to that country. So, a "laughing balance" was formed between us. More than 60 years ago, on February 14th, which was Valentine's Day in the previous world, the misfortune and what I had been worried about finally happened. A terrorist organization in the Middle East somehow stole my joke technology, hijacked our national television station, and broadcast the joke to the whole country... Civilization has suffered unprecedented destruction, and people no longer have confidence in the future. The United Nations had to convene a conference of the world's major heads of state, and finally made a major decision that led to one of the important signs of the birth of this world: February 14th will be designated as April Fools' Day. In this way, people will be wary of everything on that day, and everyone will know that it is false, and no one will take it seriously. That joke will be as ineffective as any other sentence that is not believed. More than 60 years have passed, and I am already over 80 years old. Before I leave this world, I think it is necessary to tell this joke to everyone as a witness to history. In fact, the joke my friend told me that day was quite simple, just one sentence: He said, please feel free to reply after reading this story!