1. Many areas received reports that cars were parked in front of a certain intersection late at night, and car owners asked for help: "Brothers, I can't go home now. The traffic lights at the intersection in front of me are only yellow lights that keep flashing. What should I do? Can you help me think of a solution?" 2. After the new traffic regulations came out, the reporter interviewed an illegal driver on Nanjing Road, Tianjin. Reporter: Do you know that under the new traffic regulations, you can't make a phone call while driving?
Driver: I know.
Reporter: Then why are you still fighting?
Driver: I don't mind making a call, I'll answer the phone!
3. I just learned today that being caught in pornography is much more stressful than being caught in pornography. . . . .
4. I was on the side of the road and the yellow light crossed the line. The police uncle called me to the side of the road. After paying the fine, he nodded to me and said happily, "Six points, bye."
5. Yesterday, I was chatting with a Swiss colleague and talked about the issue of drunk driving.
He said that the standard for drunk driving in Switzerland was 0.8 mg, which was later adjusted to 0.5 mg.
But according to statistics, it was found that the accident rate increased after raising the standards. This result is confusing.
So we conducted an in-depth investigation and came to the conclusion: "The standards have improved and men can no longer drive, so the rate of wives driving has increased, resulting in an increase in the accident rate."
1. I went to a friend's QQ space today and suddenly found an album that required a password, and the album name was "My Fruit Photos."
I was very curious. The password to ask the question was "I'll show you if you call me brother." I immediately typed "brother" and it really passed.
But, the moment I saw the photo, I burst into tears. There was a big word on it - "Good"...
2. Recently, a girl had a fever and her face was red. She went to the clinic. When the doctor came in, he touched her forehead with his hand. He touched her forehead for 30 seconds and switched to another hand. Then the doctor said: It's so warm.
3. A buddy went to fortune telling and said: "Master, I dreamed last night that all the upper row of teeth in my mouth fell out."
The master made a prediction and said: "Don't worry, the dream is reversed!"
The buddy asked: "Then what does this mean?"
The master said quietly: "That means that your lower row of teeth will fall out."
\4. When meeting someone who looks old, colleagues will say, "You look very anxious."
On this day, the manager's son came to the company to play, and Xiao Zhang asked: "How old are you?"
The manager's son said: "I'm almost 20 years old, but they all say that I look like someone in my mid-teens."
Xiao Zhang said smoothly. One sentence: "Actually, you look pretty... Oh, no, you look pretty rough." 5. My wife had a cold war with me. I ordered some flowers for her and asked the florist to write on the card: I regret it, I love you!
But when the flowers were delivered to his wife, she became even more angry.
I saw the card saying: I regret that I love you!
