36. How did the ants die after falling from the Himalayas?
Answer: Starved to death. Because it is too light, it takes a long time to float down...
37. The most KB diary in the world
Old Xiong was about to write a diary, but found that the diary had been used up. He wanted to go out and buy another one to write in, but it was already twelve o'clock in the evening. But he still rode his bicycle and searched on the dark street. After searching for a long time, he finally found a bookstore and went in before it closed. There was a diary he liked very much, so he asked his boss how much it cost.
The boss said in a very low voice: "This is imported, priced at 70 yuan..."
Old Xiong said: "It's so expensive, but I only brought 50 yuan."
The boss said: "It doesn't matter, just give it to you for 50 yuan."
Old Xiong said happily: "Thank you, boss."
The boss used a very low voice again. The gloomy voice said: "When you buy it back, be sure not to open the last page, otherwise something terrible will happen. Don't blame me for not warning you!" Old Bear said: "Well, I know." Old Bear bought the diary and took it home. He unpacked it and put it on the table in front of the window in the room. At this time, he wanted to take a bath first and then come out to write in the diary... After taking a bath, Old Bear found that the window in front of the desk had been opened, and the wind blew open the diary page by page... When it was about to reach the last page, Old Bear stepped forward to stop it, but it was too late, and the last page was blown open by the wind.
………………. . Pull again...
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Continue to pull….
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That's it, I still need to pull a little bit at the end...
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The last page says——-Price: 3 yuan
\71. Life is like poop, once it's flushed away, it won't come back.
Life is like stool, it always looks the same no matter how you poop it, but it is different every time...
Life is like defecation. Sometimes it feels good to defecate, but sometimes it makes your facial features tangled!
Life is like poop, you never know what will come out. .
Life is like shit, you have to plant it first if you want it to bear fruit.
Life is like defecation. We often work hard for a long time, but only a few farts come out. .
Life is like stool, no matter how beautifully it is decorated, its essence is still the same. .
Life is like shit, you can only face it silently and bravely.
So, as everyone often says─
"You go eat shit!"
In fact, his original meaning is "You have to seriously integrate it into your own life." 』
72. A guy went to the hospital for a checkup and had many tests done.
The doctor said: There is good news and there is bad news! After reading your test results, I discovered that you have potential homosexual tendencies! ! And it's hard to cure!
This guy said: Oh my God! What about the good news?
The doctor said shyly: I found you quite cute~~~~~~~~
73. One day, the physics teacher of a certain class at a girls' middle school called in sick. All 40 female students were looking forward to who would lead the class. When the physics class came, it turned out to be a handsome male teacher. A female classmate said provocatively: "Teacher, can we skip the class and play some exciting games?"
The male teacher was silent for a while and said:
Okay~~
Everyone, put your textbooks away, now is the test!
74. One day, the cockroach sister ran back crying. .
The cockroach father asked: "What's wrong with my daughter?"
The cockroach sister said: "Dad! Why do others say I'm a pest! Woohoo..."
At this time, the cockroach brother also came back, and he said happily:
"Dad! In this life This is the first time someone greeted me warmly~"
Dad Cockroach asked: "Really? What did they say?"
Brother Cockroach: I just went out, and when they saw me they said:
"Hi!~~~~~~worm~"
75. Tang Seng: We should find a shortcut for this Buddhist scripture study!
Wukong: Flying is faster than riding a horse! !
Bajie: Shenzhou VI is faster! ! !
Sha Monk took out a gun: I heard that this thing will be sent to the West immediately...
76. A hunter went hunting with his hunting dogs. He wandered in the woods for a whole day but found no prey.
It was getting dark, but he was unwilling to keep riding in the woods.
The horse suddenly said: 'You don't even let me rest, you want to exhaust me to death! ? '
The hunter was startled when he heard it. He immediately rolled off the horse, pulled the hunting dog and ran away.
When he ran to a big tree to catch his breath,
the dog patted his chest and said to him:
‘I'm scared to death, the horse can actually talk! '
So the hunter was frightened to death on the spot………………
77. A candy, walking in the North Pole, felt that it was so cold - so it turned into rock candy! ! !
