On Valentine's Day, I found the phone number of a girl I had a crush on in middle school and sent her a text message: If there is only one bowl of porridge, you drink half the bowl first, and I will keep the remaining half bowl in my arms to keep you warm...
A few minutes later, she replied with a text message: Who introduced you? Four hundred at a time, seven hundred for the night
The classmate next door is very serious and reviews English every night, but he seems stupid and can only repeat oh yes, oh no, oh baby.
Male: "Do you know why we can feel each other's heartbeats strongly when we hug?" Girl: "Is it because we love deeply and our hearts are connected?" Man: "No, it's because you are flat-chested."
A policeman went to Thailand to handle a case and called a girl at night. After several arguments, the young lady kept touching the policeman's penis while he was in his arms. The policeman was very comfortable and asked: "Do you want to come again?" The lady said sadly: "No, I just miss it a lot. I used to..."
That internal joke who wants it?
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Bumping the thread. The original poster is quite active, huh? I have faith in you. During this period when all the old members are temporarily lurking, we rely on active members like you to hold things up.
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