There was more to Ma Chao's battle with Zhang Fei back then... (...) Some of the nonsense has been successfully intercepted, OVER!
Damn it, is there anyone in this world whose words don't pass through the lungs? I still feel it through my heart.
I have exchanged Qiu Gan and Qiu Gan through Q letters and text messages on my mobile phone, but they are only a handful, not as much as Xiaohui and the others. Hey, since ancient times, there has always been passion and hatred, but what is love? The word love, the most fragile rib that has caused so many heroes to die for their country, the most charming bait of all traps, the most difficult to sort out of all the mess, the earliest historical material to be deleted in all history~~~~~~
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Eleventh Group Life
In addition to stealing a few hawthorn candies from Confucius and teasing Caiyun several times, the biggest gain this semester is that I have a lovely younger sister, her name is Bibi! ! ! She and my brother Ah Yong are in love with each other, and they are as sweet as sticky beans every day, which makes me, the eldest brother, really happy. A talented man, a beautiful woman, a golden boy, and a beautiful girl. I am really happy from the bottom of my heart, really happy. What I, the big brother, can do is stand in front of them when they are in danger, share their burdens when they are in trouble, be happy with them when they are happy, and send my blessings forever and ever! ! ! "Hey, Confucius, what's the show tonight?" "No." "It's seven o'clock now, it's Happy Hour!!" "Oh." "Don't you want to go out to play?" "No." "Then I'll go read a book!" "Yes."
"Bye~~~"
"Bye."
I stood next to Confucius during the whole process, and he had been playing on the computer. After a while, I asked him: "Hey, Confucius, are you leaving after passing?"
"Yes."
"This beast!!" I cursed secretly.
"Yes."
"…………"
The text message came at this time, and it turned out to be from Xiaohui: "I am Xiaohui. I believe in luck but believe more in reality and appear when the wind blows. You have spent several lonely hours on the Internet. Now I will continue to communicate with you for my personal consumption. What is your decision?"
Hey, I am thinking of her too. I have a clear connection with my heart. Broke~~~~~! ! I hurriedly replied to her as quickly as possible, "Listening to your words is better than ten years of reading sages. I almost changed my name to Qiu Hui to thank the Lord for your kindness."
"You are not the only one who suffers. If the message just now makes you feel presumptuous and abrupt, I will stop it, but I am definitely not arguing with you." I found that the two text messages did not even have a punctuation mark.
"I don't feel presumptuous or rude, I just wonder why you, the donor, don't have to go to work? Are you here to send me a message to fatten the people in the telecommunications bureau?" I prepared to have a verbal battle with her.
"I really thought I was born in the era of the hot Gang of Four. I grew up under the white face of socialism. The eight-hour work system is enough for me. Every word you say touches me greatly. I treat it as donating water to the people of the capital." Still no punctuation. Wow~~~
"Every word you say is like an iron hook that has passed the ISO inspection and hooked my appetite!" I said ambiguously. "You know, this is a very cliché thing, but life itself is a miracle, and life is not easy for every man and woman. Well, since you are a student and have no money to support your family, you don't have to be far-fetched to stop talking today." I was still thinking about chatting with her again, but she had to serve tea to see off the guests. It's really boring, forget it. He left the dormitory without even bothering to say goodbye.
I walked on the school road, watching the people coming and going, and couldn't help but sigh. Every day I see many strange people and familiar faces. Strangers soon become familiar people, and familiar people will also bring many strange faces. I just want to secretly see her smile every day, that's all. Why haven't I seen her for so long? How is she doing now?
I lived like this in a daze, and a few days later our class organized a trip to Gaozhou Reservoir. After a bumpy ride, the road with ribs~~~ messed up my hair. Taking a bus along this route is the most likely to cause traffic accidents.
I don't know who chose the day, but the sun took special care of us today, making us all tanned so darkly that the young man who moistened the earth was not as dark as me.
When I got off the car at my destination, I had a panoramic view of the big reservoir. I really wanted to climb up those mountains to experience it. I would feel like I was at the top of the mountain and see all the small mountains at a glance. At this time, a girl in our class fell into a coma due to heat stroke because of the hot weather. The weather was so hot that even the pine trees almost turned into reeds. I squeezed into the crowd and saw Sister Hua actually slumped on a stool. So I organized the evacuation of the crowd, sealed off the scene, and called the negotiation experts... In the end, I had to send him to the hospital. Caiyun, I, and a senior were responsible for this task, while other students continued to play. .
I carried Sister Hua into the car and out of the car and put her on the bed in the hospital. I was almost exhausted. Fortunately, my usual practice of washing five buckets of clothes once a week allowed me to cope with this unexpected situation. Afterwards, the three of us accompanied Sister Hua. Caiyun carefully served tea and water, while the senior brother was responsible for reporting the situation to the school. I also carefully observed whether Sister Hua had any other symptoms. As a result, Caiyun kicked me out of the ward to bask in the sun on the grounds that perverts were not allowed in the ward.
When it was lunch time, my senior brother and I came back from buying white porridge, and the three of us started eating porridge under the big tree.
"Well~~ I didn't succeed today, what a shame (it's a pity)" Caiyun started chatting with her senior brother in her standard capital dialect!
"Yes, if I had known that Sister Hua and I should have cherished the "lost" time to read books..." I interjected. The senior brother on the side also laughed, but he smiled very shyly.
"But I don't care at all. Sister Hua and I are good sisters, and her health is of course the most important. At that time, I was shocked when she fainted." Caiyun continued to speak in Mandarin.
"It doesn't matter to me at all. Sister Hua is my good brother, and her marital status is also very important. Good health is the foundation of a happy marriage. I am not the kind of person who does big things but only cares about his own life, and forgets his life when he sees small profits." I praised myself.
Brother rarely interrupts, but keeps listening to our conversation. Maybe he is wondering how a handsome guy can talk so much to a pig.
By the afternoon, Sister Hua had almost recovered, so we drove to pick them up. They took a lot of photos, which of course were a bit awkward without a handsome guy like me, and then we had a bumpy ride back to school.
This is how the trip to Gaozhou ended. The only feeling is like what is sung in the song "A Boy's Prayer", praying to Heavenly Father to be a good person for ten minutes and make the road easier to walk. What I am afraid of will never happen. My hair has been messed up from the beginning. How can I regain my confidence? I love the Lord and I also love my beautiful hair... (At the same time, I secretly vowed to take the bus again in the future, because it is better to mess up my hair than to be hit to death by it.)
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Twelve First Test of Skills (1)
The day of our internship came soon after the trip to Gaozhou Reservoir. There were three destinations for this internship, a single-story industrial factory in Jiangmen, Agile in Zhongshan, and the University Town in Panyu, all of which are under construction. I learned something during this internship, but I just don't know what to do with it? Several times I tried to use what I had just learned to help the construction workers revise the drawings, but I was always kicked away as an uninvited guest.
In addition to the unforgettable practice on the construction site, this internship was also the three days spent with Caiyun. During that time, she was emotionally frustrated and irritable. I listened to MP3 with her all the way in the car, and chatted when we got tired. After returning to the hotel after a tiring day, Caiyun and I decided to go shopping after taking a shower. Walking on the lively Zhongshan Pedestrian Street, the colorful scenery is very lively.
"Do you know what Zhongshan's famous local products are?" Caiyun raised the first topic.
"Well~~~ I don't know, I only know that Shaoguan's famous specialty is me."
"Save it for me. Let me tell you, Zhongshan is famous for its almond cake." Caiyun glared at me.
\"That's two different things. How can people compare with biscuits? I am promoting Shaoguan's inner weakness, and what can this biscuit do?"
\"Shaoguan's economy has been in decline for fifty years only because of you. Come with me to buy almond biscuits, and I will take them back as souvenirs." Caiyun turned to a biscuit shop.
"No, a grown man accompanying you to buy this thing will damage my glorious image."
"Then am I cute?" Caiyun turned his head back and blinked. "Cute!" A gust of cold wind blew past me. "Then accompany me to buy cakes." "No." "Am I cute?" "Cute!" "Then accompany me to buy cakes." "Okay!!" What a fucking coward. I have failed the high expectations of the people of Shaoguan! ! !
After carefully selecting and tasting several trial products, Caiyun took a bag of almond cookies and went to the checkout counter to pay.
"Wow~~~~ I forgot my money, it's in another pair of pants." Caiyun looked at me with tears in her eyes.
"What should I do? I didn't bring much money with me. They were all loose tickets." I looked at her helplessly.
"Leave you here as a pledge. I will take the cake away first, and then go back and get money to redeem you!" Caiyun looked at me again as if she had thought of a clever plan.
"………………"
I looked at the boss for help, and he said politely: "It doesn't matter, just wait until you get the money back before buying."
"Huh~~~~~~~~~~ This boss is so kind," I said relaxedly when I went outside.
"Yes, very approachable."
"Very amiable, too. Who is he like?" I looked back at him again.
"Like Lei Feng!" Caiyun turned around and made a vertical gesture with his fingers.
"Yes~~~, if Lei Feng had not died, he would be that age now!!" I agreed with her answer.
"Haha~~~" She put away those annoying sorrows and smiled happily. I feel a lot relieved to see her like this. Who wants to see a dead fish face?
After that, she and I went back home and took the money. After taking the money, we didn't buy Lei Feng's almond cookies. I believe that the boss will ban both handsome men and pigs from entering his store in the future! After that, we went to the Yuno Goods Store and bought some sour fruits to eat. She insisted on walking around the pedestrian street. According to my visual inspection, I had to walk four streets to complete the pedestrian street. My feet! We also bought other things to eat along the way. We bought a pound of citrus from the last fruit stall. After walking another street, the worst thing happened at the end of this century: "Give me a piece of hawthorn candy." I said.
"At your place." She ate.
"I don't have it here!"
"………………"
"………………"
"Wow~~~~~~~~Where did that bag of sour fruit go? You lost it!!" She then stamped her foot.
"Stop making trouble, I want to eat!! You must be hiding somewhere hidden!" I said and prepared to search her upper body. "It should be right here." I pointed to her breasts.
"Go to hell. Do you dare? Kill you!!" She crossed her hands and covered her chest.
After a series of logical reasoning, I came up with the answer half a beat faster than she did. The answer was that she forgot to take the bag of citrus at the fruit stand when she bought it. "What a stupid pig" I thought.
"Huh huh huh~~ It's really unlucky, it's dark everywhere." She pouted.
I asked her to jump twice, then pointed at her chest and said, "One wave is not flat, another wave is rising!" Then I pulled away and ran forward.
"I'm going to kill you." She chased me with her little fist.
\ "Play chess with me. I brought all the chess pieces." There was a knock on the door.
"Are you going to let me have a rest?" I complained in my heart, and then I thought that she had tormented me all night, and now she came to my door of her own accord. "Okay, come on!" After setting up the formation, we began to fight against each other. The situation in the first game was one-sided. I approached Huanglong Island with the momentum that Guan Yu had when he passed five levels and killed six generals. Seeing that I was about to defeat the fascists, I sang a song happily: "Inspiration IQ is very high, and it will scare you when combined with intelligence and fantasy. Xiaoyun and Xiaoji are so important, ahhhhhhh~~ Doraemon..."
