1. One day it rained heavily, and the boss asked an employee to go outside to water the flowers.
The employee looked at him doubtfully and said: "Boss, it's raining outside!"
The boss said angrily: "Then hold an umbrella and water it!"
2. A buddy was driving out of town on a business trip. He saw an intersection at the end of the wall in front of him, and a row of words on the wall saying "Enter the national highway from here." . . . . .
3. A man gave alms to a lame beggar on the roadside. He asked: "It must be painful to be lame."
The beggar: "Yes."
The man said sympathetically: "But it is much better than being blind."
The beggar: "Yes. Ah, yes, when I was blind, passers-by would always throw scraps of metal at me... 4. One day, there was a traffic jam and the car took a detour. A passenger on the car said he knew the road, and then the car turned left and right under the guidance of the passenger. Finally, the passenger said: "I'm home, get off the car..." 5. My mother was going to cook, and the neighbor asked my mother to play mahjong.
My mother said, "My son hasn't eaten yet, how can he go out to play with you?" Then the neighbor left.
About five minutes later, the neighbor brought a plate of dumplings: "For your son to eat, let's go!"
