1. The rich man dictated his last will and testament to the lawyer. His voice was so low that he could barely hear it: "Anyone who works with me for more than two years, I promise to give him 100,000 yuan."
Lawyer: "You are too generous."
The dying rich man Weng muttered, "Oh, it's a pity that no one has worked here for more than two years. But it would be so honorable to publish such a will in the newspaper." 2. The boss summoned the three factory directors and said: There will be losses this year and bonuses will not be paid.
Factory director A returned to the factory and said: This year we have made a loss, and we will not give out bonuses. All the employees scolded him behind his back.
Factory Director B returned to the factory and said: This year we have made a loss, bonuses will not be paid, and we will lay off employees. I strive hard and people will not be laid off. All employees are grateful.
CThe factory director returned to the factory and said: This year we have made a loss, bonuses will not be paid, and we will lay off employees. That is to leave. In the evening, all employees went to Factory Manager C's house to give out red envelopes!
3.A lady got on the bus and all the seats were occupied. A gentleman stood up to give up his seat, and the lady sat down without hesitation.
The gentleman leaned over and asked: "Madam, what are you talking about?"
The lady said in surprise: "I didn't say anything!"
"I'm sorry, I thought you said 'thank you'!"
4. Often when a person says: "I'm not bragging," he starts to brag.
Often when a person says: "I am not attacking you," he starts to attack you.
Often when a person says: "I'm not criticizing you", he will start to criticize you.
Often when a person selling something says, "I didn't lie to you," he is about to lie to you~
