"Small Analysis" Joke Judou's mobile phone number change SMS notification

The original poster: Brief analysis Views: 71 Replies: 3 Posted in: 2013-01-09 12:27:59
1. Dear friends, big friends, young friends, new friends and old friends, I have bad news for you. I am being hunted, and my phone has been burned out by the continuous high temperature. Oh, I blame myself for being too handsome. The girls are all worried, so I boldly made a decision: "Change my number". Please save it if you dare!
2. The main purpose of holding this meeting today is to announce: From now on, we must focus on doing practical things, not engage in public support projects, do not make empty boasts, we must base ourselves on society and serve the people! Okay, let's finally announce something big: I've changed my mobile phone number, and that's it. Please remember to contact me if you have any questions in the future! The meeting is over!
3. I have been using your photo as a screen saver. That night, when I turned on the phone, your photo suddenly appeared, and then there was a light in the dark accompanied by a strong smell of burnt smoke. The next day, I saw that the phone card was burnt black, so I changed a new number and told you not to use your photo as a screen saver. Please save it quickly!
4. With a tap of your finger, a strange text message appears; after reading it, your whole body trembles; threatening to beat you to pieces; thoughts are running through your mind, not knowing who sent the message; draw up an emergency plan and take precautions early; finally see through the lie, it turns out to be trouble by changing the number.
5. Rich people change their mobile phones, poor people change their mobile phone numbers, XXX, new mobile phone numbers XXXXXXXXXXX. . . . Welcome to harass. If you want to have a meal, please press 1. If you want to introduce someone, please call directly. If you want to borrow money, please call 110.
6. Change your number: If someone texts you and calls you every day, it must be great, but if it happens too frequently, it can also be annoying. Just now I had an idea and thought of changing my number. I privately thought that I must inform everyone so that we can reminisce about old times and have fun together and cultivate our minds together. Please write down this number of XX. Just delete the previous one. If you don't want to delete it, just keep it as a souvenir.
7. Rock, crazy little sweetheart, classical, modern beauty of art, pop, fashion vane, melody, synonymous with perfection, number change, occasional small changes, contact, little sentiments of life, changed number, save it, and contact me often.
8. The little turtle said to the mother turtle: "Mom, someone sent me a text message to change my number. Can I reply?" The mother turtle said: "My child! Just save it, pigs will reply, and turtles will not reply."
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