"Jokes" Funny jokes about missing mid-term exams

1. A true academic master will score 90+ points and provide as many assists as possible while leading the team to a brilliant record. The exam is your own business, but not one person's business... 2. The exam must be canceled at any time! It's not possible without canceling. Think about it, you go home, follow your classmates, eat hot pot and sing songs, and suddenly you are told that you failed the exam... so days without exams are good days! ! 3. It's been so many years since the final exam, can't you have an anniversary celebration? Take 40 exams and get 20 free. If you pass two subjects, you will get one subject. Discount for free exams for any two subjects. 4. In class, the teacher said that this course is a core course, so the final exam must be closed book. The first- and second-grade students said: This class seems to be really important. Paper B is used, so who will take the paper A? 5. It's hard to say goodbye when we meet, and it's so disappointing to get the test paper. The endless falling trees rustled, and there was a long conversation in confusion. The window contains Qianqiu Snow in Xiling. I didn't understand it after reading it. Lord Grim is lying drunk on the battlefield. In fact, you don't know either. The yellow sand wears golden armor in a hundred battles, and the answer cards are about to be collected in a blink of an eye. Why should Qiang Flute blame Yangliu? If we can't pass the test, we will leave. I wish I could be a winged bird in heaven, it would be great if I don't get a refund. I'll say goodbye to you if I'm too drunk. I'll see you all next year.