----Don't be the same as Xiao analyzed----
1. The weather is very hot, there is no fan, the dormitory is not ventilated, and 8 people are crowded into one dormitory.
When everyone was so hot that they wanted to take off their underwear, they saw the dormitory chief sitting on the upper bunk, wrapped in a big quilt, with his head uncovered.
Just when everyone was talking about whether the dormitory director was too hot, he suddenly opened the quilt and said proudly: Look, after covering yourself with the quilt like this for a while, won't it be cool when you lift it off again?
2. In the morning, one of the sisters said that she always saw the word "chrysanthemum" on the Internet and asked me what it meant.
I told her it was a certain part of the body, and then asked her, "Which part of the human body looks most like a chrysanthemum?"
She actually pursed her lips and asked me if it looked like it~~
3. A: "I'm a Gemini, what about you?"
B: "Special seats for the elderly, weak, sick and disabled..."
4. One day, attending a friend's wedding, the host asked the groom: Will you marry her?
The groom was a little confused at this time. He said: "Aren't you asking nonsense? If you don't want to marry her, why should I spend so much manpower and material resources to create this formation?!"
Host. . .
5. There is a buddy who is very obedient. When he was a child, his mother asked him to buy steamed buns. She told him that it cost 5 yuan, and then gave him one yuan to buy.
But the man selling steamed buns gave him 6, and on the way home, he threw one away...
