Marriage inspiration

I am a U.S. citizen, waiting to be smuggled into the country; I am a handsome man, only looking for a female spouse; I am in my youth, not yet over sixty; I have been divorced for two years, and the fault is not mine; I have never had children, and it is not my fault; I have a bachelor's degree, but I lost my diploma early in my life; I have a very ideal career, and specializes in repairing the earth; I have a lot of gold in my family, just like I imagined in my daydreams; A young man who is passionate about literature and can write half a poem; He once wrote a long book, which he gave to his mother to make her angry; He is proficient in music, chess, calligraphy and painting, but he has never mastered it; He is as elegant as Pan An, with all the facial features; His biggest advantage is that he can walk with just one step; If he does not smoke one cigarette, he has to smoke the whole box before he can rest; If he does not touch a drop of white wine, he will only drink it when the cup is full; The requirements for the other party are not high, and they must have both ability and appearance; The face does not need to be too good, just look like an angel; There is no need for a figure, the devil will do it; Don't dare to have extravagant hopes, just ask for the answer; Everything you say is true, lying is not a puppy; Funny marriage advice This post is purely funny, and I also want to scare a girl.