"Joke" The humorous monk, webmaster and tailor

---- I hope it won't be the same as Xiao Xi's ---- 1. In ancient times, a monk and a butcher were good friends. The monks have to get up in the morning to chant sutras, while the butchers have to get up to kill pigs. In order not to delay their respective work, they agreed to wake each other up in the morning. The monk and the butcher died many years later. The butcher went to heaven, but the monk went to hell. Because the butcher does good deeds every day and asks the monk to get up to chant sutras; and the monk asks the butcher to get up and kill animals every day. 2. The stationmaster of the railway station was waiting for the train and found a cigarette butt on the ground, so he picked it up and held it in his hand. Not far away, I found another cigarette butt, walked over and picked it up again. After a while, I had a lot of cigarette butts in my hand. The webmaster thought to himself, what happened today? How unbecoming are there so many cigarette butts on the ground! I was about to argue with the monitor on duty when I looked up and realized I was at a public passenger terminal. 3. The reporter is interviewing a successful person. "Can you tell us the secret of your success?" the reporter asked. "Four words: correct decision." Successful people answered. "Where do those correct decisions come from?" "Two words: experience." "How did you get these experiences?" "Four words: wrong decisions." 4. A man bought clothes and went to a tailor. The tailor took one look and said that the clothes were not enough. He had no choice but to find another tailor across the street, and the deal was quickly settled. A few days later, he went to pick up the goods and saw the tailor's son wearing a dress made of his own fabric, so he asked: "What's going on? The man at the door said there was not enough fabric, but you can still save the money to make clothes for the child?"