------- I hope it won't be the same as Xiao Xi's ------- 1. Master Tang Seng and his disciples came to a restaurant to beg for alms. The shopkeeper asked: What does the elder want? Tang Seng: Others can eat the leftovers! Wukong said: Give me a bowl of leftover rice. Sha Seng: Give me a bowl of leftover soup. Bajie: Give me a leftover girl. 2. There was a lazy man who refused to do anything. He asked someone to introduce him to the easiest job. Later, someone asked him to visit the cemetery and said that there was no easier job than this. The lazy man went away for two days and then came back. He said angrily: "This job is not easy at all!" "Why?" "Everyone else is lying down, but I am standing." 3. After the parent-teacher conference, the wife of the wreath shop said to her husband: "Today's teachers are too much. At the meeting, they actually said whose parents gave him gifts to express their gratitude." My husband said, "Why don't you ask him if he would like to thank you for sending me a wreath?" 4. When we learn things, we can't be too rigid and rigid. We have to be flexible, just like this girl is flexible when she sees a handsome guy. MM: Handsome guy, do you have a girlfriend? GG: Yes. MM: Do you mind changing it? GG: Mind. MM: Do you mind having one more? GG: I don't mind. 5. A certain girl married a "rich man" and wore gold and silver every day. She often says in front of people: "My lipstick is American; my perfume is French; my mirror is Japanese; my earrings are Indian; my leather jacket is Russian...". Someone loudly said: "Your husband is made in China!"