1. Two thieves were communicating. One said: "The roof of a better car can be sold for up to one or two hundred thousand. I think airplanes are the most valuable. The newspaper said that an airplane is tens of millions."
The other said: "That guy is so big, how can he steal it?" You stole it and hid it there. "
The thief said: "You idiot, when the plane flies into the sky, it will only be a little bigger."
2. A friend of mine works in a mental hospital. He told me the real story of the mental hospital. : Patient A and patient B were fighting. The fight was very fierce, but suddenly A stopped fighting. B asked him why he didn't fight. A said, "You think I'm stupid. You crazy guy beat me to death and you're not breaking the law. If I beat me to death, you still have to go to jail." .
3. There was a man named Li Chun who made one hundred taels of gold outside and returned to his hometown. He was afraid that it would be unsafe to keep it at home, so he buried it in the soil. He was afraid that people would steal it, so he wrote a notice on it: "There is no gold here." "
Liu Liu, a homeless man in the village, passed by here and laughed loudly: "There are people stupider than me. There must be gold down here." "
So he dug out the gold. He was afraid that others would know that it was him, so he wrote a sign on it: "Liu Liu did not take the gold." "And left.
A few days later, Li Chun came here and found that the gold was missing. He was very angry. He looked at the notice board again and said proudly: "I know who stole the gold. "
He returned home, took out a loudspeaker and shouted in the village: "Everyone in the village except Liu Liu, come out! "